ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

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Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Just a nice n easy foam haircolour delivered. Yippeee, I love freebies

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa, oh my days Dubs - The Ugly Stepsister. The Johnathan Ross version or the US one?

Off to play with DS and wait for Nemo's nurse.

BTW - the free hair colour is to have a 'foam party' where you all sign into a website and tell everyone how fab it is.

Nope, I won't be doing that bit. But thanks

Laters lushies. And Dubs

foam party????? can't see why you might not fancy that. have an unexpected child free hour, DS asked to go to the kids club at the church near his school....

Jazzie - have requested you on FB about an hour ago.

good luck with the nurse appt

what have i missed langees?? dont make me read back or i'll beat you.

did someone just call dubs glamorous??? fuck me standards are slipping

mouse - dont send saf the valium send them to me, i am in greater need. dd never shuts up.

Brian, you forgot the words ebola and chest infection to ratchet up the sympathy.

Jazzie i am pale, podgy and frizzy haired, so your leers wld be a bit wasted i am afraid!

actually i am rather sprightly at the mo total. chest infection and ebola pretty much gone. So ha!

is she slagging me cos i is a taxpayer?? you're not on benefits are you saf??? i've got your card marked sonny jim.

anyway i do need valium because i am a higher rate taxpayer and that is well stressful.

actually today was, had to do presentation.

and by presentation dubsie, i do not mean i got my babs out for the milkman half way through jeremy kyle.

thank you. i'm here all week.

you can't be benefit bashing and a single mum surely?

'childed' wasn't that that nutter from the child free forum used that expression??

works ok, bit meh, cant do much without boss signing stuff off and he's very hard to get hold off. presentation went well, im launching new thing across firm, but he'd forgotten he'd even invited me to give it. keeps saying about not being sure 'what to do with me' now im back. im getting very 'fuck off and die you part timer' vibes. oh well. not doing my ocd much good though.

jk fix is fine, am sky plussing it

Brian - FFS woman. Not valium, painkillers, do keep up dear.

SAF - 'childed in my current state of exhaustion and slight whiskey hasze'

That's two I'm nabbing off yoy today

'haze' gah.

'you' double gah

Laters gawj xxxxx

is she dyslexic or just shit at typing?? that was aimed at you mousie.

hope you get sleep saf. x

im off shortly too, knackered and dd1 is now ill so will have to take days holiday tomorrow or something god knows. trying to balance work and dc is fucking shit. There again staying at home with dc is fucking shit. As is working without dc. Ah bugger