ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

[FuckityFucker]

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Jazzie - I used to work for Estee Lauder. Then worked freelance for a few years, then I moved into floristry, which I miss dearly.

Maybe you should change your name to DoubledAndTroubledChoreDodger

I've just washed the animals beds/blankets. Gross. Washed the floors, washed his crate out, brushed the stairs....

Thank God these are great painkillers.

Wolfcub is asleep, as is Nemo, DD is XBoxing and DH is at work.

I'm craving chocolate. I want Snickers.

Oh SAF -

I love the way that you sink half a valium in these places just to cope.

I think I'd have to have a FULL valium.

I shall get some more to you ASAP xx

And for the record, I'd meltdown in that environment. My idea of hell too xx

- that'll teach you Dubs. DD is ALWAYS leaving crap in her pockets.

I have learnt to check and check again.

Will get a job lot and dish them out

Dee you so have to get divorce shoes and a girlfriend in a brand new box. Saf Hope you are surviving soft play. I also hate the way the food is usually dire, unhealthy and overpriced.

Hey all.

DC and Bearcup are driving me mad. I am feeling really jangly and irritable today and I forgot to get the lamb out of the freezer so that will be beans on toast for dinner then again.