ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

[FuckityFucker]

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Morning Bitter xx

Feck you two - this morning's revelations are like an expisode of JK

And Now Jazzie has a racist baby class

What is the world coming to? I'll have to peel my own grapes next.

Dubs - is it absolute? Are you finely free from that waster?

SAF - why the hell not? I take it he's single too... does he have full custody of his DS?

And I can't spell or type.

Oh SAF - that made me howl. 'New from the box'

I'm so having that line.

FFS Dubs - hurry up with those grapes will ya? I'm Hank Marvin.