ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

[FuckityFucker]

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Sorry. I'm not high. Just shit at typing.

SAF - do it

I have to say that I miss my cleaner. But I refuse to pay someone to clean the house and then the builder comes and makes a mountain of mess.

I brushed and mopped the hall floor on Thursday, paid for it Friday and got up to it covered in brick dust that had blown under the front door.

So I've deligated the role to another. Poor DH

'comes to the house'

I shall rephrase that before the QueensOfSmut arrive!

Surely it should be rivers and not mountains when your builder comes?

Surely it should be rivers and not mountains when your builder comes?

Never thought of mixing booze and camomile, sounds interesting...

Dubs!!!

You've put me off my dinner now, not.

SAF - how often do you bath the dawg?

Damn, you are beyond pretty Dubs xx

Hmm, think I'll do the same, wolfy is wiffy

Fuck it SAF, you've ages to replace it.

Get it eaten or am I too late?