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ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

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FuckityFucker · 16/02/2011 14:18

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually Grin

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Grin
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BrianAndHisBalls · 19/02/2011 12:22

enjoy your shag date night mousie.

bitter - whats devil? don't know that one.

meant to be tidying, mil over on mon but just cant get the motivation, house is a total shit tip so dont know where to start.

mole better last night, only up once at midnight.

rainy here too saf Sad

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 19/02/2011 12:35

Devil

I quite enjoyed it, it wasn't amazing, but a good little film.

My house is covered in mud. We are all in our PJ's although DD has gone for a nap, so fair enough Grin

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 19/02/2011 12:48

Truly indulgent Saf Grin

I have a man who Irons for me. Wink

Mouseface · 19/02/2011 12:55

Me too Bitter Grin

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 19/02/2011 14:11

Have fun xx

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Mouseface · 19/02/2011 15:33

My FB is broken.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 19/02/2011 15:35

Mine is playing up as well.

Hey Dubs Smile

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 19/02/2011 16:26

Does anyone want a 5 yo boy? He is rude and clearly has mental problems - free to any a good home.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 19/02/2011 16:39

Sod paying for flights, I'll post him to you along with a big stick so he will do chores.

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Mouseface · 19/02/2011 16:55

I'll have him. He can be a play thing for the wolfcub Grin

Half a tiny house.

Clutter moved, binned, put away.

Laubdry done.

Tesco's been and now put away.

Bitter - I got some more Fafelfaffellfaaaafafa and pittas.

Yum!!

Mouseface · 19/02/2011 17:08

Do you know, I deleted that b in laundry and then re-typed it. Like the numpty I am Grin

Off out to tire the wolf out.

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TotalChaos · 19/02/2011 17:16

What about humus on top for falafel?

If you can afford then god yes get a cleaner or ironer......

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