ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

[FuckityFucker]

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Apparently, Easter Sunday is 24th April.

Bad bad mummy SAF

Do you know, the Roses are still here? In the cupboard....

WTF is wrong with me? I need cock chocolate

Wolfcub is in, I'm loving his mood.

Off to bed.

Night night lushies xxxx

Hey all, is it a full moon? Loads of Loons at work.

Then I got a customer calling to complain he bought a frozen pizza and when he got it out of the box it had no toppings at all. I asked him if he was sure he hadn't got it out of the box upside down...?

Must have been a prank call.

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Shag was awesome Dubs, just thought I'd share that with you

I think you need more than the force SAF. Not sure what though. Valium?

May the force of all things unevil be with SAF.

Bitter - well done for thinking of something to say!

Tidying and trying to find out if I should or shouldn't bath the wolf. So much conflicting advice!

Full english shortly, then roast chicken later.

Yum.

And yes, it is a full moon at the moment.

Thanks Dubs

A river walk sounds nice, blow the cobwebs away.

I'm going to take Nemo out later to feed the ducks I think.

Wolfcub is grubby, I think he's got cement in his fur, dried, from the new patio.

I'll brush him and see how I get on.

You mean you did have a shred woman style six pack in the past, respect.

Good luck with respective families.....

You mean you did have a shred woman style six pack in the past, respect.

Good luck with respective families.....

You mean you did have a shred woman style six pack in the past, respect.

Good luck with respective families.....

You mean you did have a shred woman style six pack in the past, respect.

Good luck with respective families.....