We wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas....

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

........ and a much LIGHTer New Year!

Well, here's hoping.

I'm Mouse, I'm a lot little overweight currently and looking forward to getting my fat on over the next two weeks.

Then in the New Year, it's kick ass time!

So if you want to join us, feel free.

SAF - good job I love you!

Hey all, sorry to those illing.

Did the Tesco run then conked out on the sofa - I'll be glad when this bloody thing is over.

You still under the weather too Bitter?

God we are a right bunch aren't we!!

Just tried to book an appt with Moben kitchen designers. They come to your house, measure up, bring samples etc.....

Yes, yes splendid.

TWO FUCKING HOURS! That's how long they need to sort it. Two hours of my life. Two hours that I don't have.

How about NO!

So now I am taking charge. I'm designing the kitchen and the builder is going to get the units and fit it.

Simples.

SAF - this guy has transformed this house. He's brilliant.

I want a new kitchen. And Bathroom. Actually I want a new house, I think.

Not really ill anymore mouse, just knackered.

He does SAF. He has saved us so much money by educating us on the best way to do things when we've been quoted heaps more.

He's nothing like the last lot and has actually had to correct a lot of their work!

The kitchen isn't even up to building regs because of the other fuckwits, so he's correcting their errors as he finds them.

All of the villagers have told us how nice the house is looking now, and when they see him here, they stop and tell him how great he is!

Lots of work off the back of us so he's doing us great deals.

tis all good, just messy!!!!!

Bitter - if you are falling asleep, you must need is lovely. You must be so tired. Go easy xx

'it'.

I'm in the spare room on the blow up bed tonight. Yippee!!!

Whoops! I just left DC at the table to go and run the bath and came down to find DD quite happily finishing off a jar of salsa with a spoon!

I had to bribe her with a yoghurt to get it off her, she nearly finished the lot.

Go DD! Girl after my own heart, salsa straight from the jar

Salsa is lush. Good taste for one sop young

glad the pox is on its way out saf

vic have u tried a new shampoo or makeup toady cld be an allergy

You and your iPhone TC

'toady cld'? Is that the cheap version of a mud mask?

Sorry, tsk Mouse. I feeling fiesty!

Nope, nothing new, DH thinks it's a bite. It's getting bigger and seems to have fluid in.

Nice.

Just what I need for tomorrow's meeting at the Child Development Centre! A swollen red face!

I. Can't. Stop. Eating.

Lack of nicotine/smoking/habit Bitter. It will slow down xx

Nope, thought you were playing scabble oh lush one?

How you feeling? Any better? xxxx

Or even 'scrabble'

Scabble is what you might play if DS has CP!!

Yes my lovely, I can. I have the power and all that tonight. No Nemo watch so drugs and meds and bed.

I should get a whole 7 hours which is unheard of on a school night.

I'll be apples. I know you've been following and watching and posting and I agree with everything you have said.

Big day tomorrow, won't be around til the afternoon.

Off to meet lots of Nemo's new community team. Bit wobbly about it but going to use my outside voice to get the support my little boy needs.

Wish me luck.

Night all xxxxxxxxx

Morning, sorry I dozed off then craptop was playing up. Off to sort DD's Birthday stuff today.

Good Luck Mouse, feel your inner Momma Bear