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Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

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Mouseface · 29/11/2010 21:20

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right? Grin

Come meet the others.........

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 08/12/2010 20:17

i didn't 'get' mouse's smut (presume it was smut) Blush

have broached the idea with ds that he'll need to make room for new, big boy toys that are coming at christmas by getting rid of old toys that are more for babies.

he seemed to buy it so big clear out tomorrow.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 08/12/2010 21:42

Not smut, just tired eyes reading your post Satan. xx

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 08/12/2010 22:03

nah - the she's a nice lass bit.

don't mind me - i'm full of bug and raaaather slow x

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 08/12/2010 22:20

Night night lushies.

We are all very, very tired here, so be back tomorrow with fresh eyes and a happy face.

It's great just to be home, safe and warm with my family.

Sleep well xxxxx

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 08/12/2010 22:23

xxx

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 08/12/2010 22:29

Night Mousie xx

I have been watching the apprentice.

Where are Brian and Dubs?

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 08/12/2010 22:54

not a clue. maybe dubs is with her husband and brian is busy being a sewing elf?

BrianAndHisBalls · 09/12/2010 08:41

sewing elf Grin

was at hospital and then attempting to tame the evil mole.

havent seen that bloody dubs properly for aaaaaggggeeeeeessssssss

dp is at home today because hes put his back out. I am being suitably sympathetic. Sort of.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 09/12/2010 08:58

can imagine your take on suitable sympathy brian Grin

how was gran?

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 09/12/2010 09:17

oh god help me. i'm now paranoid i've got nasal or sinus cavity cancer.

someone shoot me.

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 09/12/2010 09:21

Morning all.

Brian, good to have you back, how was your Nan?

Ds's Nativity today, he has a speaking part. I can imagine how that's going to go

'I bring the Baby Gold. But Gold isn't my favourite, green is my favourite. Like Ben 10. Green for Ben 10. I can see my mummy. MUMMY! I bringded the baby gold. Do you know, yesterday, long time ago, DD was a baby. I had sausages for breakfast, what do babies eat for breakfast? I have Star Walls on my pants. Dark Vader from Star walls...'

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 09/12/2010 09:21

Satan? Confused

BrianAndHisBalls · 09/12/2010 09:24

Satan - you haven't. Im a doctor, trust me Grin

bitter - that is exactly how dd1 talks. I feel your pain. x

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 09/12/2010 09:36

How old is DD1 again? I'm hoping he will grow out of it. Xmas Grin

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 09/12/2010 09:36

especially Grin at bringded - he does say that!

just had boiler man here annoyed with me that i don't know the number that flashes on the boiler when the pilot light blows out Confused didn't know it did.

ds charmed him though by telling he'd got a cat look! he's like a tiger, his name is brian then we thought he's a girl but he's got a tinky!

also due to have someone come see why the plaster is falling off the wall on the stairs (my dad says not sealed, i'm convinced the house is subsiding) and to have hinges fixed on window so heating doesn't just pour out the gap anymore. and a survey for putting more insulation in the loft.

so guess i better get used to strange men in the house looking at my piles of ironing (cat has knocked iron off and broke it)

all interesting stuff i'm sure you'll agree.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 09/12/2010 09:37

oh and i agreed to cook dinner for sis and the kids tomorrow so have to find somewhere to hide said mountain of laundry so we can actually use the table and chairs.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 09/12/2010 09:42

aunty mabel is building a wall today. she's a woman of many talents. maybe i'll get a dog and an airoplane and be like her in my spinsterhood.

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 09/12/2010 09:49

She's barking.

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 09/12/2010 10:45

i'm back on ikea website looking at the rest of the furniture i want for living/dining room.

anyone would think i was nesting.

TotalChaos · 09/12/2010 10:48

good morning! am on the library computer Smile take it I missed the errm contentious stuff from last night, that's it all been deleted by now, ah well.

have taken stuff to charity shop so house is marginally less of a midden. but need to go home and do more. rather than go to more shops and start recluttering the house Blush

have got a crumpet thing at the moment for breakfast - tehy are pretty low fat, which was a good discovery.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 09/12/2010 10:50

hey tc. i'm sorting out piles here - for bin, for charity, offer to people etc. slow progress but determined this place will eventually be a hive of efficiency and declutteredness.

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 09/12/2010 10:56

Hey TC. I have just ordered my SS present and DH's Birthday Present. Smile

Loads to do, just finish this tea first.

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