Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

[Mouseface]

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right?

Come meet the others.........

thank you blitzen

i like that his brain 'feels' things

mouse - have texted you, was going to call but guessing you might be rushing about x

Right, I need to pop to work to pick up some paper work and order my turkey from the butcher.

I'm in quite a good mood today, hope it lasts

i've just croaked away to bitter on the phone - she can verify i really do sound ill (as opposed to certain persons who have ebola twice a week )

mouse - just lots of love and luck coming your way. wish it was something more constructive.

i find a good diet of spam helps

spam diet hilarious

how's the sewing going brian? and the parenting 2 children?

ds has conked out on the sofa and is off to grannies later because he's missed them and vice versa so pretty easy day for me. will try and get everything bought so far wrapped whilst he's there.

Afternoon. Satan, are you going to mention Brie?

i'll let you

are we SURE though?

i think it will always be brian

Not sure now

i just had a good look and he's a boy bit gutted now, i got so excited!

definitely a penis in there

And quote of the day goes to Satan, for 'definitely a penis in there'

you got me so excited you bugger! i was family planning and everything.

sorry, but I don't remember boy cats looking like that.

nor did my sister - i think he might just be a slow developer. poor old brian.

bloody nora!

i miss you dubs. im trying to cope with evil x 2

Hello, have been doing lots of boring paperwork in preparation for a meeting at work.

I can feel your through the screen!

i've been reading the latest twat politician web chat on here. what an utter dick head.

having a glass of wine - basically sipping it and holding it at the back of my mouth to try and soothe the pain.

when will i, will i be healthy?

I can't answer, I can't answer that.

I'm off to get ready for work x

don't go! i'm getting loads of abusive emails. i need reassuring that i'm not some bitch from hell for thinking a weekend away together should be just that rather than watching a 37 year old woman denying she has kids and chasing round after a boy who i told to bugger off for groping me in a club.

feel worried in case i really do occupy a strange planet of reality all of my own.