Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

[Mouseface]

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right?

Come meet the others.........

nope. your friend occupies the same planet as my cat friend. Apparently its totally normal to show a stranger your nipple piercing and let them stroke it, and I'm a prude for thinking its not

Want me to send some of the comments I used on her to you to forward?

Does she perhaps not get out often? Was it hormones on her part? Or is she just a muppet??!

she's out every weekend and she's started seeing someone new recently so i think muppet.

did make me think of the cat lady reading her emails - total different planet of reality in which she, her problems, drama etc is the total centre of existence and she can't understand anyone else having any significance whatsoever

i resorted to comfort food - have chinese and am about to open a fortune cookie

how's the sweatshop production going?

bloody hard work Sold quite a few over last couple of days and have just got back up to date with my parcels thank god.

am coming to dbs at weekend and to stay o/night. im feeling utter dread. So many people all watching to comment and judge on my parenting

what did your fortune cookie say??

forgot it, will open it now.

"you will travel to exotic places on your next trip"

that's brilliant

exotic to me would be kidderminster town centre.

right off to bed.

meant to be zumba-ring again this thursday but my knees and pelvis are so bad i doubt i'll make it. x

Evening all, anyone still up? Looks like PornDog had a fit this evening.

Guess not. Chat in the morning x

morning.

a fit bitter? oh no

oh god bitter, poor thing, is he ok now?

christmas tree reconstruction time again.

my damned swimming, narcoleptic, gender confused cat is doing my head in!

christmas decorations with cats around = not good.

Our buggers spend the whole time taking them off the tree and playing football with them

every time i put it back up it looks slightly tattier and more bedgraggled. fuck knows what it'll look like by christmas

off to ikea with bitter this morning so will try and find some christmas-ness that is cat proof

how's dd brian - back to school or still off?

mouse is due to leave hospital at 3, sounds like she's had a rough night bless her but the end is nigh.

back to school today because there's a party

enjoy ikea

(brief visit) waves, sprays healthy eating dust - lunch for all

how is your dog bitter?

Afternoon, tis me, Mouseface.

Did you miss me?

Well, that was a waste of time and money fun!

No sleep, Nemo was awake 2.30-5.30 and he's not allowed in bed with me or me him so I had to stand for that time trying to soothe him.

Have read and caught up.

Friends who project guilt or are shit towards you are not worth having.

Hope PornDog is ok.

Bubs is still fabulouse I see.

And Satan is off to Ikea. Nice!

Hey TC, Brian and anyone else!

Hello you!

Sorry it was a nightmare, at least you're back now I suppose. Do you want the results to say 'yes'? Will that be a step forward?

Not around tonight, going to visit my Gran in her new hospital.

I'm not sure Brian.

If it's reflux, they are looking at surgery (as a last resort but it's heading that way) as the meds so far have done nothing to relieve the symptoms or change the puking.....

If it's NOT reflux, then they will want to explore as to why he's sick and that will most likely end in surgery too.

I'm a bit up in the air about it all. Lack of sleep and hot food isn't helping.

How is your Gran? Better or the same and they are just moving her?

they've moved her because shes not 'acute' now but cant walk etc so been moved to a rehabilitation hospital.

She left the one hospital at 6.30pm and didnt arrive at the other till 8.15pm. Bearing in mind she's 86, can't walk, had no coat and it was freezing my mum was pretty pissed off. Its only 20 mins from one hospital to the other Also as you know they'd already forgotten her earlier in the day Leaves you with little faith.
Anyway off to see her shortly.

You - eat and sleep (easier said than done!) x

Afternoon all, sorry to have been awol.

Touch wood PornDog is ok. She managed to catch a crow this morning so she is feeling much better.

Spent the day with Satan at Ikea and (miracle of miracles) only spent £35.

Brian, hope your Nan is ok, but that is shit that she is being treated so badly.

Mouse, hugs to you and Nemo, crossing everything that they get to the bottom of it soon.

Thanks Lushies. Good to be home.

Brian - last night the lift broke in the hospital from theatre to the wards. The staff had to ring ambulances to take patients from one door to another, because they weren't allowed to go in a wheel chair, acroos the car park.

They were up to 4 ambulances by the time I gave up counting. Each one costing hundreds to dispatch, run, man etc.......

I hope you gran is okay and brighter when you see her xx

Off to prep dinner, baths, cook etc.

Be back later xx

evening all

have a transformed living room with a few funky cushions and a throw to liven up my comfy, huge but rather dull new sofa. like it lots.

fun day of ikea-ing.

so glad you're home and safe mouse - that wine will be well and truly deserved, do have a glass for me please as there's none in here.

brain - thinking of you and your gran - hope she's doing ok.

hi and bye tc hope all's well x

See, I read that as - 'I have a huge throw up to liven my huge, but rather......'

Evening, tis me, Mouseface.

Will have a glass for you, yes indeedy Satan. Bath first, filled to the brim with bubbles.

She's a nice lass

Sorry, over tired = shite jokes.

I'm having a fake Baileys, which DH has christened 'Fauxleys'