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Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

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Mouseface · 29/11/2010 21:20

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right? Grin

Come meet the others.........

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TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 05/12/2010 21:01

Evening, tis me, Mouseface.

I'm back!!! Xmas Grin

I see you have been stealing chocolate Blitz.

Bloody well done. I have a 'spare' selection box on the dining room table.

It's shouting me. I may have to go shut it up.

DD is in bed. Totally shattered! Had a fab day with my folk's. Had a few suprise guests, friends and family that we'd not seen for ages and my brother got the day oof work so I got to see him too. Xmas Smile

Lovely day.

I'm starved though. Nibbles were served and sandwiches. I need more food. [pig emoticon]

Brian - do you ache all over still?

TC -busy day!!

Bubs - balls to the kitchen.

We drove home (and there but in the light) through freezing fog. Very very scary in the dark and with no over head lights.

Not great for anxiety!!

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BrianAndHisBalls · 05/12/2010 21:52

glad you enjoyed yourselves mousie Smile

think im going to hurt tomorrow Grin

was meant to be watching dvds this afternoon with dd1 but dd2 refused to sleep so i had to go upstairs with her and ended up falling asleep on the bed with her. I didn't get back up till 6pm Shock Blush

DP is valiantly trying to put her to bed now for the third time (she actually woke up at 4pm and came downstairs)

i want potato salad now!

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TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 05/12/2010 22:01

Brian - tis hellish when they don't go to sleep.

Nemo is protesting at being put to bed by kicking his cot and going 'oooooooooooo, eh eh oooooooooo' - kick - 'oooooooooooooo, eh eh oooooooooooo' - kick - 'ooo' you get the drift.

Pate on toast here. Yum.

Bubs - you okay? xx

Off to watch tv with DH. We are going to try and sleep in the same bed tonight for the first time in over 2 weeks! Xmas Shock

Wish me luck!!! Xmas Grin

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TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 05/12/2010 22:12

Christ, I hope so Bubs. It's been fecking ages what with everyone being ill. Need to check it all still works you know? Xmas Grin

Sorry, not rubbing it in. You need to shag your DH!! When is he 'home' next? Xmas Wink

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TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 05/12/2010 22:28

He better bloody love you Bubs. What's not to love? Is he blind FFS?? You are lush!

We have freezing fog here. We drove through it earlier but I thought it would 'sit' in the valley but it appears not.

Very Jack The Ripper out there Guv'ner! Eeek!

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TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 05/12/2010 22:44

Are all the schools back open there now? DD was most pissed off that she had to keep going to school even though the village school was shut.

And.............. I am struggling to handle the fact that DD plucked her eyebrows today. She did a great job really.

But my mum picked up on it and had a go at me.

I'd straightend her hair, helped with her mak-up etc but mum thought that her doing that was too much.

To make it worse, I had no idea she'd done it. She did it this morning whilst I was caring for Nemo.

Which in turn made me feel doubley twatish.

I kind of chatted with her about it and said that I'd help her next time, I used to do that as well, brow plucking. No, not a youfamisum (spelt how it sounds) Xmas Grin

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TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 05/12/2010 22:58

DD is hairy on her legs too. I told her we'll Veet them.

My mum let me shave at 13/14 and I cut myself to shreds. Bloody Bic disposable razors.

Long live Gillette venus!!! Xmas Grin

Why is growing up harder when it's not you? Is it cos of the 'I remembers'??

Putting yourself in their shoes and remembering your own fears etc?

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 05/12/2010 23:06

Off to bed lovely lushies.

Hope you are all okay and tucked up safe tonight.

Bubs - you have been as always, amazing!

Sleep well xxxxx

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TotalChaos · 05/12/2010 23:54

hello, goodbye. it's a hard time to become a woman, I think in some ways harder than when we were nippers...

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BrianAndHisBalls · 06/12/2010 08:42

jesus dubs, you'll start me off if you start talking about stuff like that. Most horrendous bullying because of that, if you want to pm me feel free Sad

was lucky with dd1 she is hairy but shes blonde, dd2 is another matter... bit terrified of whats going to happen to her at school.

anyway, lets talk about nice stuff.......

SAF IS BACK TODAY Grin

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 06/12/2010 08:58

Hooray! Xmas Grin

Morning Loons. Very cold and frosty here today.

Lots of bizzaro dreams last night, but I do feel I have caught up on some sleep.

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BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 06/12/2010 09:03

Covering up princess Anne's murder, squeezing a spot on my knee which then sprayed water everywhere and left a crater in my knee, My boyfriend from when I was 16 turning up at my house asking for a room and assumng I am a lesbian because my friend is there. Confused

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BrianAndHisBalls · 06/12/2010 09:21
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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 09:27

ola.

mouse got 6 texts from me because she actually replied - that's the key to a conversation you know.

missed you all.

double - i want to know what you said to dh on the phone

bitter - what's with all the chocolate eating, not like you, are up the duff?

tc - bit scared of your precarious negotiations with electricity, don't sizzle on us.

brian - postman has been - so sweetly packaged and labelled - haven't opened any yet. need to make final decisions about who's having what.

mouse - thank you for bothering to reply to me and listening to my blaaaaaaaaaaaa. you might be my favourite.

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