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Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

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Mouseface · 29/11/2010 21:20

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right? Grin

Come meet the others.........

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 09:31

need coffee. no instant in the house and struggling to find the energy to make fresh.

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BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 06/12/2010 09:35

Argh! I have to go to work, but to you Satan, you were greatly missed and I will catch up this evening xx

TotalChaos · 06/12/2010 09:50

flying visit mwah as off out today with DS as inset day. Ciao!

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 09:51
BrianAndHisBalls · 06/12/2010 09:54

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

How was it then? Lush men? Drink????? Good times? Don't blame it on the boogie Grin

If you watch jk have a flannel at the ready, the woman's make up is un-fucking-believable.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 06/12/2010 10:07

Morning, tis me, Mouseface.

Good morning lovely Satan. Fab to have you back! And you are welcome. xxx

Weirdos who had weird dreams last night - I woke up (after being up all night with Nemo) when DH came in (yes, our plans of wild sex and love making were iced thanks to an ill toddler) from dreaming about chocolate and robots.

Weird futuristic dreams. Very odd but believable.

It's beautiful here. The trees are dusted with a heavy frost and are glistening in the sun. So so pretty.

I've sent DH up the garden to take photos.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 10:14

hey brian Smile

well, madrid is lovely, lots of things very nice but sadly my friend was a cunt which cast rather a shadow on things Confused

she pretty much fucked off our trip and me because she fancied some american boy who was a twat (was groping me and got short change then tried with her so not just calling him a twat for the sake of it, he really was)

her behaviour was all very exactly what you'd expect of a teenager, almost excusable in early 20's but was jaw droppingly selfish and rude in a woman of 37.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 10:15

oh and i lost my voice completely - thinking laringitus or something (i can now croak at least) and i have a cold sore Grin

lovely eh?

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 10:18

feel like starting a 'AIBU to think my friend is a cunt?' type thread just to check it's not that i'm living on another planet re: my idea of what decent human behaviour is.

was a real waste tbh of a lovely place, a lot of money and my first time on holiday without ds. wish you guys had been there instead.

BrianAndHisBalls · 06/12/2010 10:23

thats totally shit Sad

I know I (sort of) did that once, went away for a few days and spent most of it chasing boys rather than girlie bonding, but we'd stayed at a friends so at least no cost and...

...

I was 16, So excusable I think.

Not excusable at our age now Sad

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 06/12/2010 10:29

Satan - you know my thoughts on it. She was bang out of order.

I was discussing this with DH in the car after your text. He agreed, she acted very selfishly (polite versoin of what he actually said) given that it was a holiday for YOU BOTH to have a break from things, not just her.

Sorry you didn't enjoy it as much as you hoped.

Brian - will be JKing at lunchtime.

Packing for hospital today, doing the housework, laundry, school cooking stuff for DD, and making sure that DH can find everything he is going to need whislt I'm not here! Xmas Grin

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TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 06/12/2010 10:45

Hey Bubs! I forgot you were at school today. What the feck am I going to do with no MN for 36 hours??? Xmas Grin

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 06/12/2010 13:37

JK.

Oh.

My.

God.

What the fuck is that?

Nasty.

BrianAndHisBalls · 06/12/2010 13:56

needs a damn good flannel scrub.

mouse - im losing it due to the tablets, but why are you back in hospital later? Confused you've probably told me 18 times but im not with it at the moment Grin

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 06/12/2010 14:00

Brian - pH study to 'confirm or rule out reflux'

We are there first thing tomorrow. No worries re forgetting lovely, you have your own life to deal with and I mean that in a nice way. Xmas Smile

How's mole? Still as bad as ever? xx

BrianAndHisBalls · 06/12/2010 14:13

yeah shes a nightmare Grin

so what does it entail then? Our dr said they could see mole's reflux on the barium meal, although i dont quite understand how Confused

xx

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 06/12/2010 15:01

He's going to have a tube in his other nostril (so he'll have his feeding tube in one, and this tube in the other) that goes down into his tummy.

It has a little probe device (I think) that meassures the acid levels in his tummy. Expensive kit which is why the doc wants me in with it rather than do it here.

We probaly won't know anything for a few days even though the doctor is on the ward this week.

Useless at times.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 16:17

bless him mouse - and you, know the hospital is a nightmare even without pain and mobility problems.

yep double - it was all quite sad really. must admit my respect for her kind of plummeted. she went off shagging him on the last night after dragging me all the way across madrid to meet her to go to a club then announcing she was going to his. i'd been sat with some nice spaniards and columbians but had to excuse myself to go meet her totally unnecessarily. the night before i'd been standing around in the street getting hassled whilst she dawdled for an hour snogging (i had the only key so couldn't fuck off and leave her). was like being 12 again.

she turned up on last day as i was packing up last bits and storing bags as we had to check out by 12 and was like 'where are you going Confused ' as if i was out of order going without her the nutbag. once she'd put out the guy totally dropped her and she spent the last day walking around on her own because she'd burnt her bridges with me for that day and she is not the type to be capable of enjoying her own company.

hope he was good in bed to make it worth losing a friend over.

but madrid is nice, nice pace and good mix of peasant street places and posher civilised places rubbing alongside one another. the men are easy on the eye and the mojitos are lush. would just choose better company next time Smile

all very adolescent.

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 17:29

glad you're loving school bubs Smile

sorry for my friend vent.

went to take sis her gifts and pick up ds and came home and put up christmas tree and bits. feels more christmas now Smile

how and where is everyone? Sad

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 06/12/2010 17:52

I'm here. Was packing and doing jobs, then nipped to the docs.

Satan - your 'friend' sounds like fun. Xmas Hmm

Next time you go, we should all go too!! Like SATC but better!! Xmas Grin

Freezing fog and thick thick ice everywhere here and DH has just driven halfway home without his headlights on!!

I was like, that car has just flashed you. Are you lights on? Er, nope.

Nobber.

Off to clean and tidy and pack more.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 17:53

is it just a one nighter at the hospital mouse?

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 06/12/2010 18:17

i will give you all a good dose of spanish food porn later if you fancy it.

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