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Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

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Mouseface · 29/11/2010 21:20

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right? Grin

Come meet the others.........

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:02

no bitter! that's 'no worries' from lion king.

InstructionsToTheBaubles · 01/12/2010 22:02

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:02

night uno - sweet dreams and all - try not to stress about work stuff. nice to see you chatting again x

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 22:06

'Ohana. It means family which means nobody gets left behind'

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 22:07

Thats ^ the word up there. I second Satan UNO. It's great to have you back posting with us and being you xx

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:09

Yes, good to have you back UNO. Smile

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:13

arse lickers

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 22:13

Bed for me too.

Night night all.

Satan - be good. And if you can't be good, FFS, make it count! Xmas Grin xxxxxx

InstructionsToTheBaubles · 01/12/2010 22:14

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BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:14

UNO, you have the morals of a politician and your face smells of wee.

Is that better? Grin

I've already called her fat today FFS! Wink

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:15

goodnight mouse. see you monday. sleep and health x

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:16

Night Mouse and UNO

Iranu.

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BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:20

And remember

'Ajo' - garlic
'vino blanco' - white wine
'pescado' - fish
'cerveza' - beer

I think that covers most eventualities.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:21

i am sleeping on the sofa tonight. alarm goes off at 6am and it will be easier to wake up down here.

cat is howling because i've shut him in the back passage with his food and litter tray etc. i can't face poo or sick in the morning but i am feeling a meanie.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:22

Smile pronounced - ayo?

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BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:24

Eye-O, correct Smile

I could tell you a very rude one, but I'd have to spell it phoenetically Blush

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:24

nah you don't want a phone bill like mine my love. it's cool friend is picking me up around 8 and i just need to finish up with getting bits together and leaving cat instructions.

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BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:29

Arf @ Dubs Grin

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:30

Grin gotta earn his keep

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 22:30

can i laugh at brian being locked in the back passage?? no? oh. Grin

uno - i think you're a cunt.

just thought i should redress the balance of gushiness up there ^^^ Grin

saf - don't gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you can't leave me with this lot of langers Sad xx what if you get eaten by a camel and don't come back?????? what then eh?!

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