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Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

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Mouseface · 29/11/2010 21:20

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right? Grin

Come meet the others.........

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BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:32

I think madrid is fairly thin on camels at this time of year.

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 22:33

Blitzen - that is not the point. It could happen and they what would I do??

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:34

do they have camels in madrid?

never been eaten by a camel yet brian. think i'll be grand.

however it was this time last year that i couldn't fly back into england twice because of snow last so ended up staying in egypt for another 2 months. that'd be interesting.

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:34

you lot have had enough fun out of my back passage already

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:37

january. and whatever that word was - if you're short i'll pay bitter.

at the post office today when i was buying euros i went to put them in the seldom used back pocket of my purse and found a £50 note in there. think it was my extra money for emergencies when we went out in birmingham.

nice surprise.

universe is good with money.

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:38

I'm always here Dubs, I don't have a RL Grin

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 22:39

its alright for dubs, mouse and blitzen, they've got husbands

I'll miss saf most when she's slowly being digested by mr spanish camel face's stomach acid Sad

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:40

thanks for that brian.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:40

i'm sure your unpaid slave will take care of you Smile

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 22:41
Grin

think i'll go and have a leetle lie down Grin

xx

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:41

No, I'll miss her most. If she gets eaten by a camel I will have to start drinking my own tea! Shock

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:44

i'll leave a key under the mat bitter.

i should leave another key somewhere. the one i gave to my sister is bound to get lost at least 3 times whilst i'm away. she manages to run a business but is positively senile when it comes to keys, phone and handbag.

no family event passes without everyone scurrying around looking for something for her.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 22:45

i'm loving all this attention by the way. i should go away more often

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 22:46

Ooh, if you get a chance bring me back some fortuna cigarettes and I'll reimburse you. Wink

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BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 23:09

Night Dubs, I'm not far behind you xx

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 23:09

cheers big ears.

laters xxx

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 23:17

me either.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 23:18

ciggie then sleep i'm thinking

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 02/12/2010 06:24

morning lovely lang langs.

woke up smiling about about writing the cat instructions Smile

coffee mainlining time.

YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 02/12/2010 06:29

Morning Satan :)

Last to bed and first to rise!

So, instructions for the cat. Will they read "sleep. Climb on surfaces you're not allowed to go on when I'm here, eat too much, claw furniture, sleep, meow at something, sleep, Watch a bird out the window, sleep."

:o

I think I'm funny. I'm not.

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