Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

[Mouseface]

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right?

Come meet the others.........

i have 4 cats, does that mean i have lots of morals???

CDWM - WTF!! Animals EVERYWHERE!! Noooooooo! Not when you are preparing food FFS!!

Gross.

i think i've ironed everything and gotten clothes mostly sorted and packed. bit tricky as i don't know what the weather is or where we'll be going so haven't really got a clue what i need.

also glanced in bag and noticed it's 99.9% black. i was making an effort to wear more colours in the summer but seems i'm back to my old ways.

will have to pick up ds in the ice and dark in a while - hopefully no broken bones.

read but it's all gone out of my head except i need to steal the cats morals.

Satan - if you have packed for a chilly Autumn then you'll be grand.

I'll miss you xx

i don't think my phone works overseas - didn't think of that. going to have to write down important phone numbers and make sure i give family my friend's number.

sorry thinking out loud here.

that's what i've packed for really mouse. i'll be back on monday - no time to miss me

Don't goooooooooo Satan!

We'll miss you :)

You will be missed Satan x

That's buggered dinner up, the pork that I should have had has disappeared. I have roasties and veg ready to go but have had to send DH down the chippy for some pies to go with.

And I'm Staaaaaaaarving!

4 in a bed the racism they say to the one guy (who was born in the UK but whose parents are from Dubai) to explain something off the Indian menu and when he didn't know said 'you should know all this'

brian - aw four ickle furbabbas your own fur quadruplets. do they have dresses and nappies and all

santa - not only am I going to miss you, I am going to be deeply jealous of you as well .

uno - well done for reporting it higher.

dubs - your poor husband, criticised like that ]

what on earth is this 4 in a bed of which you speak????????

i'm not saying bye to her as a protest against her leaving us.

dubs - i don't get it

I've always been able to text and call in Europe on bogstandard orange payg without making any special arrangments or unlocking or roaming first????

i'm not even going yet brian so save your not saying goodbye for later

we skated back from nursery - terrifying and giggly experience

am drinking energy drink with a tiny splash of vodka - need the vodka for my nerves and the energy drink because i have a lot to do still.

i am so disorganised - being a perpetual procrastinator has meant i always have to pull it all out of the bag at the last minute. my degree springs to mind!

how is marriage treating you dubs? sounds stressful

I thought he was your husband Bubs?

I was at 4 in a bed too. Twats. I can't wait for tomorrow and the gay as fuck couple. Fab.

Guess what, the grant twat didn't call me today to re-arrange as promised.

Oh.

Fucking.

Dear.

Bring on the wall Mouse!! They are so gonna wish they had called me today. So wish they did.

Fuckers.

dubs you butthead, not confused about your fake husband, i'm confused at why 4 cats got a ''

those people got my address wrong for nearly a year mouse - kept sending it to the wrong place and i kept letting them know by phone and changing it but the feckers never got it right.

even the day the engineers turned up they had to ring me because i wasn't at home - yes i am at home at my bloody address!

good luck with that

I am going to SCREAM at them tomorrow.

It is so, so cold in certain rooms because of the continual fuck ups they have made. It's not on! We are supposed to be 'priority' due to having two disabled people living here!

Twats.

Sorry, it just fucks me off that people can be so shit.

@dubs

AIBU to ask dp to keep the noise down? Hes bathing the dc and they're making lots of noise while i'm trying to watch the news...

butthead is ace