Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

[Mouseface]

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right?

Come meet the others.........

not easy to hide baubles.

yes uno, you did the right thing. deep breaths and i hope it works out ok. i don't think you could ignore it, not much choice.

have done all of ds's ironing and a bit of mine. think his little case is packed.

just having a rest while the iron heats up after refilling it.

Bubs - horse stealing is very wrong, unless you are stealing him for me.

I have just wrapped some ChristMouse presents!!

Do you rustle horses? I like rustling things. And I like piebalds. It is only morally right if you let me have a ride (ooh-er missus)

Thanks Satan . Yup that still makes me :o. I am childish.

Upstairs is tidy, beds stripped. Just about to sort the kitchen.

I love horses.

I'm starving.

Horse meat is very low in fact and hi in Iron but no, I don't fancy Dobbin steaks.

I want my fakey roast, but DH isn't home until 6 so I'll have to wait. And I am out of cigarettes but cba to go out in the cold.

And there are wolves after me.

high

I had wolves after me once.

I told on them too.

fat

Mouse your typing is contagious

Don't call me fat!

UNO, it's what DH says to me when I'm whinging, no actual wolves here.

x posts. Just for the record, DH does not call me fat when I'm whingeing.

So your dh doesn't call you fat, but it's ok to call ME fat?!!!

I am outraged!

:o at slidey police. They're just little boys who grew up to be big boys who are allowed to dress up and go sliding, and occasionally perpetrate acts of great violence...

I didn't say that last bit.

Bubs that is hilarious re the gaurds!

And I am sharing my shit typing with you. Be honoured.

No idea what to have for dinner tonight. DD made Ratatatataooooeeee at school. Looks okay so might steal, sorry try some.

UNO, you are slim and young and beautiful.

Therefore it is my moral duty to bring you down a peg or two occasionally.

If you wish to retaliate, may I suggest you call me fugly or stupid?

I love ratatoille, my perfect meal would be steamed white fish and that, with some crusty bread.

Yes mouse, eat rat and rejoice :o

Hey! Fugl... ! Nah.. It's just not in me to lie :o

Of course we don't all have to have morals Dubs.

I'm the wholesome one, remember?

Believe me UNO, I can do fugly well

And I borrow those ones off you Bubs!