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Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

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Mouseface · 29/11/2010 21:20

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right? Grin

Come meet the others.........

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BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 11:28

its pretty festive! Xmas Grin

was talking to my friends about mad cat woman the other day. They came out with the following:

'she must be feline down'

'no ones purrfect'

'no need to be catty'

'is she furr - real?'

Grin
BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 11:30

Meow! Grin

Maybe she should paws for thought. Xmas Wink

InstructionsToTheBaubles · 01/12/2010 11:35

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BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 11:50

yo dubs

tis still snowing here. hoping dp will come back early so he can take over 'parenting' Hmm

will draw a line too. Miitz - don't feel you can't post, we all just have different opinions although mine is obviously right Grin

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 11:52

agreed. if anyone wants to talk to me about this stuff they can do so privately rather than create a public drama over it - it's not appropriate on a public forum when it involves the details of real children's abuse. so i'm going to endeavor to ignore any more provocation about this topic.

hope everyone is ok. i'm a bit wobbly and have lots to do so going to focus on that.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 11:54

Nemo got the all clear from his nurse. So we can stay at home until Tuesday when he goes in for his tests.

I thought it was Monday so it's a good job she came today!!Xmas Grin

Loving these Xmas Grin Xmas Smile Xmas Shock Xmas Envy Xmas Angry Xmas Sad Xmas Biscuit Xmas Hmm Xmas Blush Xmas Wink but no festive Pom Bear???

That's just wrong Tech!!

I'm starving!! My belly is growling at me. Not sure what to have for lunch. Fancy a jacket spud actually.... mmmmmm. Yum!!

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 12:07

just had ham and beetroot sandwiches (they appeared in the fridge from the dp-fairy) and a mince pie Grin

4 in a bed was funny last night and i think will be even funnier tonight.

have posted all parcels out, bitter yours should be with you today, saf yours will be tomorrow but will fit through your door if you've already left.

will wrap presents this afternoon i think and try to finish one of those wreath things im making.

dd1s play tomorrow. am shiting myself that exh will get up here and be snowed in!!!!!!!! what if he has to sleep here????????? Shock

SirBoobAlot · 01/12/2010 12:15

Hi I'm sorry to bother you all - but have any of you heard from HamsterPoo after the last thread? Am getting quite concerned about her. If you have could you reply to me / PM or something, please?

Many thanks.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 12:19

If he does Brian, you can stick him in the fucking shed!! Xmas Grin

Tell me you have a shed or something?

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 12:37

Sirboob - None of us know Hammy. Your best bet is Gigi or Miitz, they'll both be on the Shiney thread in Off The Beaten Track if you message them there Smile

i have a shed but its full mouse Sad

SirBoobAlot · 01/12/2010 12:48

Thanks Brian :)

Hope you find room in your shed Wink

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 12:53

No chance SirBoob! He'll be out in the snow Grin

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 12:56

Corned beef and pickle sandwich - I am starving.

I think I need to go shopping. No bread left, no butter and I didn't get anything out of the freezer for dinner.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 13:26

Ham sarnie. Wanted a jacket spud but we aint go no spuds guv.

Bummer. Nemo is still asleep bles him. JK will be on so that might give me a little lift. [hsmile]

PMT central here. And I'm frozen. Brrrrr. Cup of tea needed me thinks.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 13:42

it is terrifying out there! most of the pavements in this village are on a 45 degree slope heading towards the road and are covered in ice! ds slipped over twice on the way to nursery but luckily thought it was hilarious.

sis has cancelled lunch due to urgent translation work coming in which is good really because i didn't have time.

going to have some chicken thai red curry and rice and then crack on with ironing/packing etc. completely disorganised here.

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/12/2010 13:49

2nd story on jk mouse is really Sad well not really Sad but the girl is nice and the guys a twat kind of Sad

get packing numnuts Grin

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 13:50

Satan - no post?

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 13:52

not yet mouse Smile

curry is lush, gonna have a second helping.

who you calling numnuts!?

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 14:09

I am scrubbed, exfoliated and epilated.

Time to do the same to the house.

Have a fab holiday btw Satan.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 14:21

I sent you some post Satan. We are in hospital on Tuesday instead of Monday and mum posted out some to me prior to me seeing her Sunday.

What is it with the fecking post here!! First class used to mean the next working day!

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 01/12/2010 14:23

could be the post is delayed getting to me today because of the snow mouse - haven't had any yet.

thanks blitzen. don't feel like going at the minute tbh but hopefully once i'm on my way i'll get into the mood.

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 14:23

Can someone please inspire me for a yummy dinner?

I might do a fake roast.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 01/12/2010 14:28

What's a fake Roast Blitzen?

Chickens with false breasts? Xmas Grin

YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 01/12/2010 14:30

I did it... I told on the bullies.

Did I do the right thing?

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 01/12/2010 14:31

Fake roast is roast potatoes, veg and gravy but with for example pork chops or chicken portions rather than a roast joint.

I have some pork loin steaks in the freezer.

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