After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

[Mouseface]

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company.

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

at Satan being preggers. You'll go straight to hell if you're not careful Brian!!

I'm having malt loaf with low fat spread on so that I don't pig out on my dinner IYSWIM??

If I'm not starved, I'll eat less.

You've clearly worked up an appetite Bubs.

Not sure what I want for dinner, Dh is having meatballs and spag.

I'm craving carbs but my jelly belly is screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

What's low carb but filling??? Mind you, I'm on night shift again so I'm going to burn it off

ah Hammy that explains it re:allergy. an old friend of mine had similar with yeast as part of another medical problem, it does making eat out a bit of an erm adventure...

snort Mouse at the neatly slipped in caveat re:SN/LD - you been hanging round politically correct mumsnet too often

double - I hope that leftover meat was cooked - or are you outing yourself as a Vampire???

Hammy - your DCs need to respect you.

I'm not really sure what else to say to you. I'd be addressing the reasons as to why they treat you like that but I think you already know the answer.

Glad you liked that Brickie. I have put my paw foot in it too many times in the past.

On it Bubs.

Hammy - wake your fucking P up!!! If DD is going to be too much to take with you, wake him up and tell him you need him to parent.

Easy for me to say.

MrMouse is very Macho thanks Bubs...... and his wood is awesome.

Mouse - you forgot the abbreviation, its UTASN I seem to remember

Hammy - that is bad in a 14 year old. Actually it would be bad in any age. She can't speak like that to you its horrendous for you If she's getting it from her dad swearing at her then severe words need to be had there too. And if he won't stop then he shouldn't be seeing her. Sorry to be black and white but you just shouldn't swear at your dc.

And agree re punishments, take the phone/laptop/consols/make up/money whatever, just take it all and lock it up till she gets it.

dubs - i'm plusing it, my child demands scooby doo at 5.30

and thanks for the stroke mouse, dubs just wears me down she does.

Okay Bubs - here are a few for you to consider.....

GS - glimmery shag (name related)
GSP - glimmery sexy painter (ditto name ref)
SSSS - super sexy shiny shag.

Still thinking

if he can't be trusted to even wake up then no, don't leave children in teh house with him. especially a five year old.

you wouldn't leave them with a childminder who passed out on the sofa and couldn't be trusted.

Hammy - wake exp up!! or take dd2 with you and tell dd1 not to kick off or you'll be confiscating the rest of her stuff.

Fuck Brian - I've forgotten what that is

Spill!!!!!

Plusing it here too as CBeebies is parenting whilst I am here keeping you all entertained

and dd is swearing at you like that because she thinks it's ok because daddy does it and he's allowed to stay.

it's not on.

sorry think i better sign off.