Sun nor rain can stop the march of the SHINEY cult!

[LollipopViolet]

So, our 1,000,000,000 and who knows what thread!

All diet and exercise plans welcome, let's support each other and talk about sex healthy eating!

So, to recap, I'm LV, and so far I've lost approx 6lbs with many more to go

Dress was beautiful Alice - But a bit too big!

3 hours from the beach? Which beach were they planning on going?

I haven't eaten again today. I know it is very naughty but lets face it, im hardly going to waste away. I just really don't fancy anything.

I still haven't had a text from him or his mum or sister ( they are heavily involved)

DD asked a lot if she could go to daddy's today. at one stage Ds shouted at her "no. are you thick. dad don't want us"

Sorry. that will be my last moan about the cunt.

No, my elusive friend has never posted wasting.. perhaps they are shy? or need coaxing out?

Here Mitts, come on out and play! (I will seriously have kittens if they do now...) ..mwah mwah anyway.. you must be gorgeous, to nearly share my name

Hmm.... whoever does the title includes a posters name?

Oh GiGi. it bites doesn't it? Poor DC's Miserable git....

GiGi, we live as far inland as is possible - any beach is at least 3 hours away!

That's so about your DC - feel free to moan. I don't really like the word, but Cunt is more than appropriate.

Evening, tis me, Mouseface.

It's date night (per say but DS is still up and wil be for a while) and I've cooked rump steak, wedges and peas. YUM!! We are on the Veuve Clicquot and a nice Malbec.

Homemade low fat, lemon cheesecake next.

Re the title for a new thread - how about if it's me, it's something like...... 'are you Mouse enough to shed some pounds?' as in man or mouse......

im quite spoilt here. we can be at any one of about 7 beaches within an hour. and a couple within half hour.

I am starting to wonder if maybe i should text or ring in case something has happened. It is surely weird that they havent even text to apologise or to organise an alternative date.

I almost felt guilty that i had been bitching about him as maybe he was in an accident or something (which suddenly perked me right up) so i did the lottery, something i never ever do. but felt lucky

I dont want to ring ranting as it just doesn;t get anywhere. but i would like to know what is going on.

I was thinking of something along the lines of "General thread for talking bollocks" or something

Gigi - that sounds hard

Gigi - he is a TWATYCUNTBOLLOCKYFLANGE. Really, he is. Why do they do it?

I wish I could give your DCs a big Mouse hug!!

So sorry you are having to deal with the fall out. Not on.

Right that's quite enough snogging thank you. I do not wish to see the upward return of the bag of minstrels I've just eaten.
There is an Iggi too registered, which makes me irrationally cross.
I have only two things left on my list for tonight (obv the ones I least want to do).
First one is climbing up to read the meters. Then I have to draw a fecking diagram of the minor road accident I had recently for the insurance company.

Send your snogs over here mouse, always gratefully received.

List almost done iggi, think how satisfying it willbe to finish.

What did c o d used to call us - The Fatties!

Gigi, it's nuts! I think you should call his local police station and report him missing.

Ok you lot. been thinking about various suggestions and you have seen the sorts of stuff i make. Do you think there might be a market for it or am i just hideously old fashioned in my tastes?

A&D definitely not, your chickens for instance seem pretty craft on trend to me.

Iggi, that doesn't sound like a fun list, not one bit!

It's like the first episode of the apprentice, when they spend half the show thinking up a team name!

I vote for genesis, it sounds businesslike ant everything began with genesis yada yada yada

sorry having connection issues. my computer is going crazy so will probably do some hideous x-post shortly.

A&D I love your chickens!

Fat Chat.

Fabulous,
Articulate,
Terrific,
Talented,
Inspiring,
Exquisite,
Stupendous.

The F.A.T.T.I.E.S!

Sorry miss for the snogging but it's been a while.

A&D - hell yes!!! Go for it. Without being a big headed Mouse, I'm quite biz savvy if you need a hand marketing....... etc.

Phat chat! (Urban dictionary defines it as pretty hot and tempting

Phat Chat sounds a little like it's trying to be 'down with the kids' though

Mittz - YES!!! I second Phat Chat. We're not fat but we are phat!!!

Go Mittz, go Mittz, go Mittz!!!!

Will need to do a bit more research and make sure that i have a good few ideas etc first plus researce the excise and tax/vat regulations etc (dont want heavy fine/jail term for not getting that one right) but may well come talk to you about marketing at a later date. there is a course, a city a guilds course that i found out about today that sounds really interesting.

Bought some of the material for ds' christmas present today. cant wait to start on that but must finish the part way through projects first. Have an urgent one and a driving me mad one to do.

I like it in an ironical kinda way