Does She or Doesn't She? Only her SHINEY Cult knows..

[bellavita]

This is our millionth or summat like that thread.

We are all here to help each other in whatever way is needed.

Lots of cock diet and healthy eating chat .

Hi everyone- just popping my head round the door before I cook some chicken risotto. Whch clearly needs wine. My houseboys have been round this afternoon and cleared my front garden. Took them an hour- I gave them a fiver each. And made them walk the dog. I do like a bit of child labour.

portia - double's 'front garden' was too wet to clear today, she needs better houseboys obviously

sAF, that's just the reputation I was looking for.

As a newbie can I use last weekend's smut allocation, this week? Or am I on a newbie limit?

cock

Fantastic

I see your cock, and I raise you a wank monkey.

Well, smut or no smut, I for one am glad the front garden is getting watered, has been far too dry and having to hand water is quite exhausting and time consuming. Who knows what will blossom once it has a good saturating.....

Hi, still fecking busy and falling asleep if I dare to sit down.

I've never been a bridesmaid. Only ever been to two weddings.

I wish I would come on, I feel like a time bomb with weird pains and headaches.

Hello to shiney .

That sounds fab GiGi, I always love to hear that good stuff is happening for you x

Hello

Have had dog's dicks for tea with salad and new baby pots.

should have put cock on my list of words that I like.. It is one of those 'does what it says on the can words'

you are such a classy bird Bella, that is doubly funny !

I couldn't resist. They were rather yummy

I had sausage casserole

It was plump and filling, and plenty wet enough, but the consequences may be dire.

And if it turns out the wii has been lying to me then that six pounds becomes a stone

tb fair it is probably the SCALES that are lying and not the Wii. Calibration and accuracy tollerance has to be leally higer for electronic devices rather then manual. so if scales are basic needle swings round they will be wrong not the wii.

Crunch you are a girl after my own heart ..

Bella, lovely how are you? Did I read that things at work should be less intense for you at work soon?

Oh dear Crunch, did you not know those norty wii's lie?

Yep, a reet classy bird me

DEM I might have to kiss you for that.

Mitt, does that mean we both love the sausage?

Bella, it can't be true! I refuse to believe it. You lie!

Mittz, yes as the new girl is now doing her proper hours so I don't have to do extra apart from this Wednesday as she has her graduation. I break up anyway a week on Friday for the whole of the school hols. I am ok thanks Mittz, and you - are you feeling a bit brighter?

my wii is a fucking compulsive liar, the cheeky twat has been relegated to the cupboard under the stairs

Hi Vinny - did you get my txt yesterday?

no Bella, dont tell me my iphone is a lair too

will check, did you send to my new number?

Hooray for Bella's new girl!

Agrees 34 is the very best age