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Does She or Doesn't She? Only her SHINEY Cult knows..

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bellavita · 12/07/2010 09:05

This is our millionth or summat like that thread.

We are all here to help each other in whatever way is needed.

Lots of cock diet and healthy eating chat .

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instructionstothedouble · 12/07/2010 16:47

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DeFluffy · 12/07/2010 16:52

ooooooo i missed that totally!! is there going to be a rematch?? more shennanigans??

LollipopViolet · 12/07/2010 16:53

At least being 8 stone would mean I'm not obese though! Grrr hate this, really do. Have an absolutely lovely friend who is skinny as anything, a mum who can eat whatever she wants and is still skinny, and a gran who weighs less than me! I'm surrounded by reminders that I am B.I.G.

Alicetheinvisible · 12/07/2010 17:04

Defluff - surely we are a bit old to be bridesmaids, we should be looking at hats

DeFluffy · 12/07/2010 17:08

WHAT?????????????? IM THIRTY FUCKING FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In what universe, pray tell, is that 'a bit old'????

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Alicetheinvisible · 12/07/2010 17:16

Sorry Defluff, i meant responsible. I see bridesmaids as being teenage at oldest you know

TrillianAstra · 12/07/2010 17:26

I have mostly seen grownup bridesmaids - littlies are flower girls.

When you get married why/how do you know any teenagers? Generally your friends are generally older than that but your friends' children are little or non-existent.

instructionstothedouble · 12/07/2010 17:32

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swallowedAfly · 12/07/2010 17:36

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DeFluffy · 12/07/2010 17:38

Ham, eggs and chips for tea. pretty sure thats diet worthy, weight watchers chips and ww ham and ww eggs . ok im lying. no ww at all

swallowedAfly · 12/07/2010 17:38

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DeFluffy · 12/07/2010 17:39

a wig?????

instructionstothedouble · 12/07/2010 17:41

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Gigantaur · 12/07/2010 17:52

who the feck is BSNN?

i have never been a bridesmaid. I want to.

DeFluffy · 12/07/2010 17:55

Bi Sexual Norty Nigel I think Gigi...

Saf - I meant tea dinner supper

Gigantaur · 12/07/2010 18:00

Ah ok.

oh and thanks for the verification of my realness Fluffs

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DeFluffy · 12/07/2010 18:02

You didnt mind did you? I wasnt sure whether you knew her or not and you do post a bit like a hairy handed trucker...

cant remember what is stands for really something like big sexy next door neighbour possibly, its the guy that lives next door to double.

DeFluffy · 12/07/2010 18:03

double - noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DeFluffy · 12/07/2010 18:04

tonight i am watching film with dp so i wish you all goodnight, enjoy yourselves x

Gigantaur · 12/07/2010 18:05

ooh see now that bsnn sounds much more appealing.

I am hairy handed, but i dont own a truck and i am mostly female

no of course i dont mind.

If there is anything i can do to help her i will. I partake in a bit of bum love but can assure you that if it is forced it is fucking painfull, she must be in agony. let alone the emotional pain.

I have resisted posting my own story as i worry that it detracts from the OP, but rest assured i know what she is going through

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