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General election 2024

How the F is Starmer older than Farage??

122 replies

paperrocksiscissors · 05/07/2024 12:01

My partner just pointed it out, I can't believe it!

I thought Starmer was early 50's max, and Nige mid 60s

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Raveonette · 05/07/2024 12:02

Yikes, really? All that meanness has spilled out onto Nigel's face.

Ozanj · 05/07/2024 12:02

Farage is much slimmer

HowIrresponsible · 05/07/2024 12:03

Starmer is older than Farage as he was born earlier than he was.

Is there a part of that you didn't understand.

tinydynamine · 05/07/2024 12:04

So looking youthful as a sign of moral superiority?

Cheeesus · 05/07/2024 12:06

tinydynamine · 05/07/2024 12:04

So looking youthful as a sign of moral superiority?

It was just an observation?

I said the same to DH earlier about Farage. I’d checked his age to try and work out if he would run again and was surprised he wasn’t older.

GoldDuster · 05/07/2024 12:07

It takes up a lot of energy hating people for no good reason, it's very ageing.

bozzabollix · 05/07/2024 12:08

You end up with the face your personality deserves. Oh and the fags.

Marvelo · 05/07/2024 12:10

Farage has always looked weirdly old. Look back at pics of him in 2010, when he was 46 and looked 60. Partly he's a bit odd looking, partly he styles himself older as part of his fake nostalgia schtick.

Starmer looks as you'd expect for his age and is styled to look slightly younger.

Gamefacer · 05/07/2024 12:10

bozzabollix · 05/07/2024 12:08

You end up with the face your personality deserves. Oh and the fags.

Except when you don’t. I know people irl with some facial disfigurement through no fault of their own.

Preq · 05/07/2024 12:11

Farage smokes like a chimney and the plane crash probably didn’t help in terms of injuries and physical health.

Myblindsaredown · 05/07/2024 12:11

Yes starmer is 61, he married younger his wife is 49, farage is 60. Starmer is our oldest prime minister for some time,

pinkspeakers · 05/07/2024 12:13

The one that shocked me while watching them both on Channel 4 last night, is that Ann Widdecombe is only 3 years older than Harriet Harman!

Myblindsaredown · 05/07/2024 12:14

He’s also filthy rich, worth 8 million plus. Filthy rich with a younger wife.

Noosnom · 05/07/2024 12:14

Meanness. Alcohol and cigarettes. Being too arrogant to put effort into keeping fit.

ClaudiaWankleman · 05/07/2024 12:15

Nigel Farage is very expressive in his face (I often think - I'm sure Keir Starmer also has facial expressions!) and that does age you.

Lalgarh · 05/07/2024 14:10

Starmer looks like Mark Kermode with those glasses 🕶️

Biggleslefae · 05/07/2024 14:13

Marvelo · 05/07/2024 12:10

Farage has always looked weirdly old. Look back at pics of him in 2010, when he was 46 and looked 60. Partly he's a bit odd looking, partly he styles himself older as part of his fake nostalgia schtick.

Starmer looks as you'd expect for his age and is styled to look slightly younger.

I also think that farage styles himself to look older so that older voters will identify with him.
Older voters who share the 'old fashioned' views that he wants to promote.

RayonSunrise · 05/07/2024 14:14

paperrocksiscissors · 05/07/2024 12:01

My partner just pointed it out, I can't believe it!

I thought Starmer was early 50's max, and Nige mid 60s

Maybe not a fan of sunscreen? And the booze & fags are hell on skin, too.

TheHumanSatsuma · 05/07/2024 14:27

Hate ages you.

BananaLambo · 05/07/2024 14:29

Blimey, I can’t believe Starmer is 61. He looks amazing - I’d have put him early 50s at most.

MidnightPatrol · 05/07/2024 14:30

Farage’s dress sense is ridiculous.

The big blazers he wears. Awful.

Some terrible colour combos too.

Probably thinks he’s v dapper because he shops in all the old drapers in St James and Jermyn Street, not realising how terribly aging the styles are.

Alainlechat · 05/07/2024 14:35

I thought Starmer was early 50's. Looking at him giving his speech earlier I wondered if he used Botox. Not a wrinkle on him.

TruthorDie · 05/07/2024 14:40

One of my favourite facts is Keanu Reeves is the same age as Farage.

Starmar probably looks after himself more than Farage. He also doesn’t dress like a total bell end

needtonamechangeforthis1 · 05/07/2024 14:43

Wow I would have said he was closer to 70 than 60!
Jacob Rees-Mogg is only 55 too!

TruthorDie · 05/07/2024 14:45

needtonamechangeforthis1 · 05/07/2024 14:43

Wow I would have said he was closer to 70 than 60!
Jacob Rees-Mogg is only 55 too!

I think Rees-Mogg is one of those people who had probably looked middle aged for about 30 years

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