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General election 2024

How the F is Starmer older than Farage??

122 replies

paperrocksiscissors · 05/07/2024 12:01

My partner just pointed it out, I can't believe it!

I thought Starmer was early 50's max, and Nige mid 60s

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YakinikuGal · 05/07/2024 19:48

I am not being funny but Starmer looks about late 60s and Nigel looks about early 70s. My dad is coming up to mid 70s and he looks in his 50s. I am east asian.

Pieceofpurplesky · 05/07/2024 19:53

Myblindsaredown · 05/07/2024 12:14

He’s also filthy rich, worth 8 million plus. Filthy rich with a younger wife.

It's his girlfriend that's younger than him (45) his wife is older.

DillyDallyingAllDay · 05/07/2024 19:56

Men have Botox and fillers too....

Whoknoes1963 · 05/07/2024 19:57

I'm enjoying this threat

RayonSunrise · 05/07/2024 19:59

YakinikuGal · 05/07/2024 19:48

I am not being funny but Starmer looks about late 60s and Nigel looks about early 70s. My dad is coming up to mid 70s and he looks in his 50s. I am east asian.

You're being VERY funny, but you totally know it! 😀

GreigeO · 05/07/2024 20:11

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it

This Roal Dahl quote is a big pile of nasty bollocks

Pantah630 · 05/07/2024 20:16

APurpleSquirrel · 05/07/2024 14:46

Well, they did age quicker in the past - so Rees-Mogg is just aging naturally for the era to which he identifies - the 18th Century.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

SabrinaThwaite · 05/07/2024 20:41

it’s a little known fact that Farage had a very hard paper round as a boy.

Hang on, no he didn’t, our ‘man of the people’ Nige went to Dulwich College.

Plus booze and fags.

AyrshireTryer · 06/07/2024 08:16

LaughterThroughTheWalls · 05/07/2024 17:58

What a load of shite!

One of the most terrible people I've ever know, is also one of the most conventionally attractive people I've ever known.

Why do people chat such bollocks?

It's quote from a children's book.

TheGander · 07/07/2024 15:39

I’d pay good money to read about different world leaders’ self care and beauty routines. I bet quite a few have had “work” , Mr Putin I’m looking at you. I’d also love to know how Angela Rayner manages to look so radiant. Oh wait, it’s because shes naturally bloody good looking.

luckylavender · 07/07/2024 16:43

Myblindsaredown · 05/07/2024 12:11

Yes starmer is 61, he married younger his wife is 49, farage is 60. Starmer is our oldest prime minister for some time,

Well since Theresa May

keffie12 · 07/07/2024 17:02

Myblindsaredown · 05/07/2024 12:14

He’s also filthy rich, worth 8 million plus. Filthy rich with a younger wife.

His wife is 51! Starmer has money on paper. It's not in cash. His home in London is worth a million plus, which isn't hard for a place in London where the average house is worth £750 thousand plus, if not more now.

His other money is tied up in rural land he bought for his parents after his dad retired as they ran a donkey sanctuary charity.

Note the word rural. It can't be sold for property development. Though both his parents have now passed, he hasn't sold the land.

Yes, he is wealthy. However, he has worked for it. He didn't come from money. He has lived a stable life. He was 45 when he married Victoria, and and was 35.

TheDarkMonarch · 08/07/2024 10:37

I think Starmer looks right for his age and someone who's taken relatively good care of themsleves.

Farage has just always looked older - tbh. He's in his late 20s in this pic (for eg)

How the F is Starmer older than Farage??
NOTthisOldchestnut · 10/07/2024 10:39

TheDarkMonarch · 08/07/2024 10:37

I think Starmer looks right for his age and someone who's taken relatively good care of themsleves.

Farage has just always looked older - tbh. He's in his late 20s in this pic (for eg)

Oh he looks twice his age there; I think it's his weak chin coupled with an unhealthy lifestyle.

pinkspeakers · 10/07/2024 10:53

I would be amazed if Keir has had botox. I really don't think he is the type to bother about that kind of thing at all!! He's just a fairly normal healthy 61 year old with a plumpish face. Not much sun/drinking/smoking helps a lot.

ToWhitToWhoo · 11/07/2024 00:13

I think Farage was probably born a 'grumpy old man' and it's certainly an image that he is happy to cultivate.

ToWhitToWhoo · 11/07/2024 00:27

Gamefacer · 05/07/2024 12:10

Except when you don’t. I know people irl with some facial disfigurement through no fault of their own.

I don't think this is about disfigurement, or even just plain old being plain.. It's more about having mean/ smug/ ill-tempered facial expressions. While admittedly some of us have 'resting bitch faces', some people really do have hostile or sneering faces, and may even cultivate them. This ranges from the type of people who tend to own XL bullies, to, higher up the social scale, Donald Trump.

cardibach · 11/07/2024 14:25

AllThePotatoesAreSinging · 05/07/2024 15:27

It really is. Approx 50k a year interest per million in the bank.

Where has this £8 million figure come from? I keep seeing it but never with any evidence. I guess a chunk would be his house in London, and that’s not in the bank earning interest. When I google, most of the total seems to come from the ‘land in Surrey potentially worth millions’. I think I’m correct that this was the land for his mum’s donkeys, which turned out not to be worth anything of the sort because it wasn’t accessible or suitable for building.

AllThePotatoesAreSinging · 11/07/2024 14:33

cardibach · 11/07/2024 14:25

Where has this £8 million figure come from? I keep seeing it but never with any evidence. I guess a chunk would be his house in London, and that’s not in the bank earning interest. When I google, most of the total seems to come from the ‘land in Surrey potentially worth millions’. I think I’m correct that this was the land for his mum’s donkeys, which turned out not to be worth anything of the sort because it wasn’t accessible or suitable for building.

https://prolificlondon.co.uk/kier-starmer-net-worth/

It doesn’t include the land. With the land it’s estimated between 10 and 15 million.

Like you say though it’s not worth anything if no one is willing to pay for it.

Sir Kier Starmer: How Much Is The Labour Leader Really Worth? – Prolific London

https://prolificlondon.co.uk/kier-starmer-net-worth

Randomsabreur · 11/07/2024 14:41

Starmer not being a career politician probably changes perceptions too - he had a career, got senior then went into politics so logically has had time to get "older" but as he's been around public politics less time than Farage logically he feels "younger" because he started later.

It's like it feels weird when someone who is at a "later" life stage (empty nester) is actually younger than me (kids at primary)... Might be jealous...

cardibach · 11/07/2024 16:52

AllThePotatoesAreSinging · 11/07/2024 14:33

https://prolificlondon.co.uk/kier-starmer-net-worth/

It doesn’t include the land. With the land it’s estimated between 10 and 15 million.

Like you say though it’s not worth anything if no one is willing to pay for it.

Yes, it says 7.7 but I can’t see how it arrived at that really.

HeadacheEarthquake · 11/07/2024 16:59

My thoughts on Farage and his wrinkled scrotum face and manky teeth :

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it

  • Roald Dahl, The Twits
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