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General election 2024

How the F is Starmer older than Farage??

122 replies

paperrocksiscissors · 05/07/2024 12:01

My partner just pointed it out, I can't believe it!

I thought Starmer was early 50's max, and Nige mid 60s

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GreyTS · 05/07/2024 17:32

GingerPirate · 05/07/2024 15:38

What a shock, the three chinned Comrade is older than Farage.
Wow.

Wow indeed, dripping in bitterness there I see 🤣

BloodyHellKenAgain · 05/07/2024 17:34

AnImaginaryCat · 05/07/2024 16:15

Don't think Kylie is a good barometer for the age she's at as she's put a lot if effort into her face.

And anyway, JRM looks like Walter Softey and he's only 14.

she's put a lot if effort into her face.
I assume that's a polite way of saying she's butchered it 😁

anythinginapinch · 05/07/2024 17:39

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Luio · 05/07/2024 17:40

I’m not a fan of either of them but I would say they look about the same age.

YourMommaWasASnowblower · 05/07/2024 17:41

I would have thought Keir Starmer was early 50s, so that has really surprised me too!

BloodyHellKenAgain · 05/07/2024 17:41

AyrshireTryer · 05/07/2024 16:24

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

Hmm, I'm not sure about that. It sounds dangerously close to the (now thankfully outdated) belief that anyone with a physical deformity or disability was/is an inherently bad person.

LaughterThroughTheWalls · 05/07/2024 17:54

Early 50s? I think some people are awful at telling people's age.

Starmer looks his age, he's just well groomed, looks to have a nice build and has good hair. Farage just looks very old for his age.

LaughterThroughTheWalls · 05/07/2024 17:58

AyrshireTryer · 05/07/2024 16:24

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

What a load of shite!

One of the most terrible people I've ever know, is also one of the most conventionally attractive people I've ever known.

Why do people chat such bollocks?

TheYearOfSmallThings · 05/07/2024 17:59

I'm surprised to learn that. I was mentally thinking Farage wasn't much of a threat as he was of an age where nature would be taking its course before long!

Now it turns out he's a whippersnapper I'm more concerned how many times he could recur.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 05/07/2024 18:00

LaughterThroughTheWalls · 05/07/2024 17:58

What a load of shite!

One of the most terrible people I've ever know, is also one of the most conventionally attractive people I've ever known.

Why do people chat such bollocks?

It is wishful thinking.

SharpWriter · 05/07/2024 18:04

HowIrresponsible · 05/07/2024 12:03

Starmer is older than Farage as he was born earlier than he was.

Is there a part of that you didn't understand.

How rude. Made me laugh though

NOTthisOldchestnut · 05/07/2024 18:20

TheYearOfSmallThings · 05/07/2024 17:59

I'm surprised to learn that. I was mentally thinking Farage wasn't much of a threat as he was of an age where nature would be taking its course before long!

Now it turns out he's a whippersnapper I'm more concerned how many times he could recur.

😂 He is going to be like algae isn't he?

Compash · 05/07/2024 18:24

BloodyHellKenAgain · 05/07/2024 17:41

Hmm, I'm not sure about that. It sounds dangerously close to the (now thankfully outdated) belief that anyone with a physical deformity or disability was/is an inherently bad person.

I believe it's a quote from Royal Dahl's 'The Twits'...

Compash · 05/07/2024 18:25

Royal?! Roald! Damn you, autocorrect! 💪

Compash · 05/07/2024 18:26

Famously woke and contemporarily-valued Roald Dahl... 😁

Compash · 05/07/2024 18:27

anythinginapinch · 05/07/2024 17:39

Oh my! Phew. fans self

BloodyHellKenAgain · 05/07/2024 18:27

Compash · 05/07/2024 18:24

I believe it's a quote from Royal Dahl's 'The Twits'...

That makes sense. Roald Dahl, that well know anti semite.

bergamotorange · 05/07/2024 18:28

Fags and booze

DeeCeeCherry · 05/07/2024 18:39

*needtonamechangeforthis1 *

Jacob Rees-Mogg is only 55 too

Whaaaaaat? Surely not!!

Atethehalloweenchocs · 05/07/2024 18:45

Farage is a walking advert for what heavy drinking, smoking and vile behaviour does to how you look.

NOTthisOldchestnut · 05/07/2024 18:51

Atethehalloweenchocs · 05/07/2024 18:45

Farage is a walking advert for what heavy drinking, smoking and vile behaviour does to how you look.

Well you can change your weight, but you can't change your face.

Maybe they could stick Farage's face on a cigarette packet? Might put ppl off, could advertise his reform at the same time, kill 2 birds with 1 stone😂

Atethehalloweenchocs · 05/07/2024 19:05

NOTthisOldchestnut · 05/07/2024 18:51

Well you can change your weight, but you can't change your face.

Maybe they could stick Farage's face on a cigarette packet? Might put ppl off, could advertise his reform at the same time, kill 2 birds with 1 stone😂

Edited

Love the idea. Would also love the symbolism of them going up in smoke. Vile, vile people.

NewName24 · 05/07/2024 19:29

He’s also filthy rich, worth 8 million plus

Farage isn't short of a bob or two, despite the image he tries to portray.

NewName24 · 05/07/2024 19:32

RedToothBrush · 05/07/2024 16:11

Have you seen photos of his children.
Rees-Mogg has probably looked middle aged since his mid teens!

Like one of his sons.
Google images of his family (as he has put the images out there).

Jafferz · 05/07/2024 19:39

Wearing sunscreen, not smoking, consuming alcohol in moderation and doing an honest day's work are woke activities.