God help us from a party who confuse stunts with ideas, hop into bed with the Tories at the first opportunity a bunch of green consumerists, both overwhelmingly full of MC white virtue signalers who like to pose as allies but are only interested in being saviours.
The reality is that Starmer could have spent the last week live on TV shagging the late Queen's corgis and will still win a thumping majority.
The reality also is that there is no real money to spend and Labour are not prepared to borrow or raise the taxes which produce meaningful money. That limits them to policies more about noise than signal. Women's rights are already in the firing line and after the appalling treatment of Diane Abbott I'm inclined to vote "none of the above" for the first time in my adult life.
Its a depressing collective of 'options'.