I haven't stopped up through election night for years since the adult children were young.
This year I am. It has been 8 years too long coming since that idiot Cameron opened his big mouth.
I am going to bed with my laptop, channel 4 election night on it, soft drinks and munchies.
I'm going to watch every bloody Tory seat fall and cheer everyone away.
I'm up for election bingo! This will be the biggest party ever with the majority of this country.
It's just a shame some have stood down (cowardly knowing they would be beat), and we can't see more go.
Sunak, Hunt, Stride, Mordant, Mogg, Truss, etc. as many as is humanely possible.
If they must keep some, can the lib dems have more seats and become the official opposition, pretty please, universe.
In the immortal words of Bob Monkhouse, "I know I'm a sinner, but please let us be the winners." 😏
7 more sleeps 💤 until we get our country out of the hands of the Tories and can gradually rebuild and heal