garden trends you wouldn't want in your own garden?

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a fruit plant

Fake grass and wall to wall paving.

Black fences.

A pond with frogs 🐸

Ceramic tiles, fake grass, big garden sofas. Garden rugs

AstroTurf.
Lots of plastic gnomes and spinny things.
"Sterile" / Ibiza style with mostly or all hard landscaping and just seating - e.g. a courtyard or container garden is nice, but not something with no life in it.
A great big lawn with a few tiny skinny borders around the edges

Also not too fond of tropical style planting, although if it was done well and I moved in I'm sure I could come around.

Mirrors. The birds attack them and sometimes hurt themselves 🙁

Black plants.

Grey plastic garden furniture pretending to be rattan.

Is that a trend? I feel like garden ponds are quite old fashioned. That said I have got a small one with a resident 🐸 😂

Yy to fake grass and black or grey fences.

My neighbours have this on top of their fake grass!!

Fake Astro turf grass and no real plants.

This!!! The horror

Oh yes how fucking council estate.
Bunch of bloody snobs.

Fake plastic grass
Fake plastic plants, especially those fake box balls or lavender topiary balls.
a shower curtain!

A bbq built into a fake grass box. Seen in a recent house for sale near me.

A garden covered in wooden decking.

@Fizzadora - I like plants not plastic

All traces of plant life removed, plastic grass and black wooden clad shed/garage/aircraft hangar/secret nuclear bunker type building.
All the above apply to my neighbour.

A shower curtain pretending to be a fence panel... just no

Cordylines and that indoor/outdoor thing that has people hanging chandeliers on the pergola.

Raised beds unless there is a good reason for them. Especially token raised veg beds in a sea of grass or woodchip.

Most of the concrete wastelands that win gold at Chelsea.

Palm trees

Plastic edging - the flimsy/brittle stuff that's supposed to look like wrought iron.

Lazy spa.

Trampoline.

Solar lights - they look rubbish and dim after a year and can't be recycled.

Pointless lawn or area of grass that isn't practical for recreation (kid playing football for example)... Conifers - the most sad of all trees and they always outgrow the space. I cant be bothered shaving my legs, let alone grass and sterile trees.

Grey gravel - the cheapo stuff that looks like concrete chips.

Wind chimes

We have fruit trees. Also redcurrants, blackcurrants, whitecurrants, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries and loganberries.

And a frog pond. Last time we dredged it for maintenance we had 70 frogs of various ages living in there. Don't know where they'd go if we got rid of our pond as they come back to where they were born to mate (loudly) in the spring.