Perhaps MNers should set up our own fast food company and franchise it. Organoburger or McLentil or somesuch.
Dh is in the bathroom with the kids in the bath singing...
Mumsnet is a pile of poo,
A pile of poo, a pile of poo.
Mumsnet is a pile of poo,
Tra la la la laaa.
(to the tune of Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf)
I think that's my cue to get off the PC and go wash hair, read stories etc