Jamie Oliver. Would YOU kick him out of bed?

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For me, he H.O.T. Tsssssssssssssssss!

I'd definitely kick out Jamie - but Bill Granger or Gordon Ramsay would sooooo do

And yet no-one has mentioned the creme de la creme of the cheffing world...

Big Cook and Little Cook

Which one for you Martha?

or the chappie that's married to Fern Britton. Nice, in a 'nice' sort of way.

Well if I had to make a choice (I mean, if I was going to be disembowelled with rusty spoons if I refused) then I would choose Big Cook, keep my eyes shut, and pretend he was Jamie Oliver. I wouldn't eat his cooking though - I'm sorry, I draw the line at jelly boats in blue coloured yoghurt.

For two nights running I have had dreams of shagging Gordon Ramsay!!

Which is the hunky French or possibly Italian one - Jean Christophe Novelli?

I like Gordon Ramsay but I don't like him, iyswim.

Now Novelli, I would

Ah, Heston Blumenthal - the hunky geek of the cooking world, not sure, but maybe......

Big cook-if I had to choose (has anyone seen those two do their grown up comedy duo thing?)

Simon Rimmer (unfortunate name, sometimes co-hosts Good Food Live) - yes

Anyone for Nigella? Perhaps a little more controversial.

She's lovely, but a bit too overly pouty for my liking. The constant faux orgasmic whimpers and facial contortions would piss me off, I think.

James Martin? - no (smug git thinks he's God's gift to womankind)

AWT - no

Ainslie? Too camp for me.

Ainslie - no, far too camp

Galloping Gourmet, anyone?

It was just a matter of time.....

.... Anyone for Fanny?

nom.

Aw shaddup, you're just annoyed that I beat you to it

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Curried, Satay or just on the barbie?

Doh! Giraff.

GordonR certainly does get the old jus flowing...

Yes I would. I much prefer Gordon R

@ 'jus'!