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Jamie Oliver. Would YOU kick him out of bed?

101 replies

spidermama · 07/07/2005 18:36

For me, he H.O.T. Tsssssssssssssssss!

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spidermama · 08/07/2005 14:11

Nigel Harman is minging and has no place in a thread about Lord Oliver.

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expatinscotland · 08/07/2005 14:11

Yeah. So Gordon Ramsay could get in.

spidermama · 08/07/2005 14:13

Gordon Ramsay is so ugly and so tense. I'd be worried he was going to have a seizure 'on the job'.

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expatinscotland · 08/07/2005 14:14

He's rough and sexy, just how I like 'em. Sissy boys aren't my thing.

almostanangel · 08/07/2005 14:14

yes would kick him if ANTHONY WORRELL THOMPSON was waiting to get in!!

spidermama · 08/07/2005 14:22

What GAY Anthony Worrell-Thompson?

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almostanangel · 08/07/2005 14:23

he has wife and kids!!

flobbleflobble · 08/07/2005 14:23

Out of bed, into the kitchen, definitely

NomDePlume · 08/07/2005 14:23

Yes, irritating mockney

almostanangel · 08/07/2005 14:24

mockney??????????????

almostanangel · 08/07/2005 14:24

wozza could keep me warm and his stubble would tickle!

Mytwopenceworth · 08/07/2005 14:25

yes, i would love to kick him in the head

sorry what? oh

kick him out of bed !!??

oops

yes.

then kick him in the head

NomDePlume · 08/07/2005 14:25

Yeah, mockney Oliver

He is pure Home Counties but puts on that awful lisping 'Gor Blimey' accent....

spidermama · 08/07/2005 14:26

It ain't 'mockney'. It's for real.
And since when did a wife and kids ever prove a man's heterosexuality?

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almostanangel · 08/07/2005 14:27

do i get a CHANCE TO PROVE IT THEN???blimey i went all capital then

HappyMumof2 · 08/07/2005 14:28

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spidermama · 08/07/2005 14:29

The 'hetero' bit refers back to an anthony worrell-thompson fancier. Would you like the chance to disprove my theory that AWT is gay?

I wouldn't go near him for 10 thousand pounds personally.

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almostanangel · 08/07/2005 14:32

id pay him!

spidermama · 08/07/2005 14:36

Me too. Handsomely.

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spidermama · 08/07/2005 14:37

Jamie that is.

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almostanangel · 08/07/2005 14:38

no!! wozza

lou33 · 08/07/2005 14:38

he doesn't sound mockney to me, just like a typical essex boy

HappyMumof2 · 08/07/2005 14:42

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lou33 · 08/07/2005 14:43

he's typical of all the essex boys i ever met/meet

snafu · 08/07/2005 14:43

I think he is from essex

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