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Jamie Oliver. Would YOU kick him out of bed?

101 replies

spidermama · 07/07/2005 18:36

For me, he H.O.T. Tsssssssssssssssss!

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snafu · 08/07/2005 14:43

yep, born 1975 clavering essex

lou33 · 08/07/2005 14:44

says here he was born in essex

NomDePlume · 08/07/2005 14:44

Bleuch

HappyMumof2 · 08/07/2005 14:44

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NomDePlume · 08/07/2005 14:44

(and yes, Lou, my car still full of crisps). Am burning your CD x

spidermama · 08/07/2005 14:45

Devon HMo2. You're 'avin a larf intcha?

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lou33 · 08/07/2005 14:45

thank you my love x

Willow2 · 08/07/2005 14:46

yep... and into the kitchen.

MrsDoolittle · 08/07/2005 14:47

Oh Nooooo Perlease!
Nice Guy but just not edible IYSWIM?

WideWebWitch · 08/07/2005 15:02

Ewww at the idea of Jamie Oliver in bed, not sexy imo. I do think he's brilliant though.

PeachyClair · 08/07/2005 15:41

I'd kick him out sharpish, no question!

Got a birthday card with him on- a small boy looking at a man with a bowl saying 'Please sir, more coriander?' with the snap line 'Jamie Oliver Twist'.

Made me laugh anyway.

nannyjo · 08/07/2005 15:42

i'd kick him out deffo and thats when i'm feeling frustrated!!

leonardodavinci · 08/07/2005 15:47

I'd let him cook for and share cooking time together with a laugh a few stories shared, but in bed, sorry but in bed that is reserved for my husband, who I adore and would only see pieces of fish/meat if I was sh by JO, sorry but don't fancy him one bit, now if you're talking Raymond Blanc then that's a different story

triceratops · 08/07/2005 15:49

I just bought that birthday card for my SIL Peacyclair.
I think Mr Oliver appears to be a nice person but he really doesn't do it for me. On the other hand it could be worse - Garry Rhodes anyone?

spidermama · 08/07/2005 15:57

Gary Rhodes - not for a million pounds. Although he plays a mean Vivaldi on the ol' fiddle.

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suzywong · 08/07/2005 15:59

Gary Rhodes is a complet ponce, can't bear him, he knows his onions but he just can't help being a ponce, "warm syruped kumquats" WTF

WideWebWitch · 08/07/2005 16:23

Someone here once said they had it on good authority that Rhodes is bulimic.

PeachyClair · 08/07/2005 16:34

Gary Rhodes? bleeurrgghhhh

Jean Cristophe Whatsisname....

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Alannah · 08/07/2005 17:12

Jean Christoph Novelli - yes
Anthony Bourdain - yes
Gordon Ramsay - yes
Bill Grainger(delish blonde Aussie chef)- yes
Paul Hollyfield (chef who specialises in bread) - yes
Peter Gordon(NZ chef who started the Sugar Club) - yes (but he's gay, so I probally wouldnt have much of a chance)
As you can see this is a bit of a specialist subject for me

spidermama · 08/07/2005 17:17

Alannah at last an authority on the subject. Welcome to the thread. So would you kick Jamie Oliver out of bed?

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lockets · 08/07/2005 17:19

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Alannah · 08/07/2005 17:22

Look, I know hes pretty, he can cook, he's full of determination and zeal but he just doesn't do it for me. I prefer my chef idols to be a bit rougher 'round the edges, I think Jamie might be a bit scared of me. My choices on my original post would all know what to do iykwim

jenk1 · 08/07/2005 18:11

i think he,s mingin, what about anthony-worrall-thomson!(kidding)

MrsDoolittle · 08/07/2005 18:31

What about Heston Blumenthal?

Uhmmm

Libb · 08/07/2005 18:32

Yes I would kick him out - has a face like a spud

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