That chicken in a can is grim.
Incidentally, if you have a strong stomach and a fatalistic fascination at disturbing pictures of food, I heartily recommend the Gallery of Regrettable Food. It contains a selection of pics from US recipe books of the '40s and '50s that makes me wonder how the yanks ever managed to live long enough to get to the Moon. Have a look at this, for example. Wouldn't you prefer to starve?
Also, did you know that you can deep fry a turkey?