I need some help...what should i make to eat for a man

[zippitippitoes]

....something that is not going to take forever or make me feel fat be awkward to eat in front of someone you haven't eaten with before and that doesn't make anything you might do after er undesirable...or leave bits in teeth

why did i suggest food? it's a total mare

I would do steak and salad and something for dessert. They generally seem to be big on meat and sweet things. That's easy no fuss and you can do it all ahead except cooking the steak.

If you think salad is going to be messy, big slippery bits of lettuce, etc maybe chips/croquettes or fried potato and some kind of vegetable.

steak woulkd mean i had to clean the grill to avoid smoke alarm scenario

a good lasagne, can be pre made and heated when necessary, salad, bread and wine.

not too flashy, minimum effort on night, easily eaten on sofa or at table, smells good and hits spot.

Zippi can you borrow a george foreman?

chilli? pizza? lasagne?

what's for pudding ?

ha I don't eat pudding

answer me on msn!

ah yes we have a george foreman it's a bit broken but it does cook..brilliant

I willjust cook one steak for him..he is an arrogant prick so he won't be bothered if i just do his lol

I'm so not going to respond to your post

msn is upstairs just tried to send a sodding assignment for a group [moan] presentation to someone but it wouldn't send ..so i just sent a message saying can't be arsed to make the photos smaller nil points

lol

go upstairs lazy!

yeah

My ex was an athlete.

Grilled fresh tuna, baby potatoes, veg of choice and crisp green salad with herb bread/home made lemon mayo (piece of piss) used to have him dribbling.

Shame he was such a twat.

oh that's apossibly i'm just bothered if i eat fish

this bloke is undoubtedly a t... he will probably like it

a sexy twat though

a possibility

zippi why are you shagging twats

there must be nice men to fool around with, surely?

sexy twats are very handy as disposable shags

well he is a nice one..singular the only my honour is only slightly besmirched

but he is arrogant and thinks he is the bbeesknees

they all do

cook him something to make him ill then!

yuk no

i think the george foreman is a brilliant idea

oh maybe send him to the chinese and i can have a shower teeth cleaning fetish

is there some nice clean food we can have on a tray like ginger biscuits and cream or something

sushi?

sushi is off..he speaks fluent japanese he spent 6 years there teaching and he is only 31 so that's as far out as possible

My first date with my sort-of ex was icecream in 90 degree heat. Messy.

2nd date, he cooked me ribs. Even more messy.

But was fun

Best of luck!

Sorry, I realise my post wasn't very helpful

On our 3rd date, I made pesto chicken salad - no mess at all - could you do something like that?

i suspect he would like mess...lol tho he is a computer scientist