Who was it that told me us to buy that lotus spread?!

[ArrivedAtPanicStation]

THANKS A LOT.

I've eaten half a car in 2 days!!! I keep going at it with a damn spoon. It is seriously the most delicious thing I think I have ever tasted.

[Blondieminx]

Mignonette that cake sounds amazing

[ArrivedAtPanicStation]

Did anyone else demolish a whole jar in under a week get some?

[BitOutOfPractice]

Mmmmmmm speculaas

I have 3 jars in my cupboard but the proper stuff from Holland

[Hoppinggreen]

I've been avoiding buying some as I thought It might just go the way of Marshmallow fluff ( me, spoon, everyone out, TV) and it looks like I was right!!
However, I think my daughter might like it so maybe I'd better buy some anyway - just for her honest

[BitOutOfPractice]

Hopping this stuff will put you off fluff forever. This us the real deal!

[ClaraFox]

It's sickly sweet and gross

And I speak as someone with a VERY sweet tooth!

[RabbitPies]

I hope it's better than man fluff. I bought that on the recommendation of Mumsnet,and it's Pinot pleasant.

[GingerMaman]

Saw it in waitrose, picked it up and put it back.

Will pick it up next time though. Smooth or crunchy?

[Weliveinabeautifulworld]

Just my luck all the supermarkets are selling it for £1.25/£1.50 yet I live near a Tesco that is still charging £2.25 :(

[OnTheBottomWithAWomansWeekly]

Rabbit did your phone autocorrect Not to Pinot?

(SIL's phone autocorrected Ducks to Fucks recently...sign of rude texts being the norm!)

[squoosh]

I think it's absolutely vile. I threw a nearly full jar in the bin.

[Weliveinabeautifulworld]

Prices :)

[ChippyMinton]

It's divine. Crunchy is my preference, the smooth is a bit claggy.

[RabbitPies]

[Grin] at fucks.
It did. I wouldn't mind,but I don't even drink alcohol. Not sure how I got man fluff instead of marshmallow either.

Autocorrect is weird.

[BelleOfTheBorstal]

I've just put on about four lbs purely by reading this thread. Don't think I will be risking the consequences in real life!

[WhereIsMyHat]

I don't like it, I love lotus biscuits though. The spread tastes like oil and horrible stuff to me.

[Snatchoo]

Ew I hate it!

It's like biscuit regurge.

[BitOutOfPractice]

You need to go to holland or Belgium and buy the proper stuff.

[Hoppinggreen]

Rabbit?? Man fluff???
No intention of popping that in my mouth!!

[vastknapsack]

All I can think of is that it's shrove Tuesday next week and it might be necessary to try it on pancakes

[BitOutOfPractice]

Vast try it on a crumpet! Trust me

[Kveta]

DS got a jar of it in his stocking, it is his most requested food stuff, bar none. He calls it 'biscuit honey' as opposed to 'chocolate honey' (nutella) and 'bee honey' (honey). He went through a phase of calling marmite 'wasp honey' too, but has sadly reverted to calling it 'nasty' like his father does. Philistines.

[vastknapsack]

I intend to try it on everything! I work for one of those places where it is on offer so I shall stock up on my next shift... Already had my eye on the galaxy and milky bar spreads in the tubes. Imagine, you could squeeze it straight into your mouth

[ChunkyPickle]

Really? I think it tastes like pre-chewed biscuits (not a great surprise I suppose).

Not dissimilar to a toddler sharing their soggy, sucked snack with you and you having to take a bite because they're not going to remove it from in front of your face until you have.. (or because they've handed it to you, and you don't have anywhere to put it right now so just stuff it in your mouth to get rid of it)