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Ocado Delivers Bag of Urine

269 replies

noidsleft · 11/10/2012 23:45

How should I take my complaint forward? A day ago I emailed my complaint to Ocado and they have not bothered to reply. Our last delivery started by the driver removing our bags of food from the back of the van. He then looked about, lent into the van and removed a bag of liquid which he threw down the side of our house. It landed in the middle of the pavment, he walked towards it and kicked it against the side of our house, where it slowly seeped urine down the pavement. This gentleman, has allegedly (I think that's what I need to add here) used the back of the Ocado van for his own private toilet, used an Ocado bag as a urinal (not what I thought we were returning the bags for)and nothing as soap water and a sink. Then handed over the shopping for my family. I have very good CCTV of all this, should I put it on You Tube and forward the link to Ocado and see if they reply, then?

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QuickLookBusy · 12/10/2012 11:48

It's been a bad week Fenton. What with peas and leaks from Ocado and cheap minge.

I sticking to chicken this weekend.

OhDeerHauntingFENTON · 12/10/2012 11:52

Best you do QLB, chicken is cheaper than minge at Tesco's at the moment anyway.

ihatethecold · 12/10/2012 11:53

Cheap minge!
Really

Iheardthatpardon · 12/10/2012 11:54

Did you get minge in your Ocado delivery?

(Snurk)

QuickLookBusy · 12/10/2012 11:56

Here is the cheap minge thread ihatethecold.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1584943-minge-isnt-cheap-is-it

QuickLookBusy · 12/10/2012 11:58

Yes I did IHeard.

It was on offer.

Buy 3 get 1 minge free.

PersonalClown · 12/10/2012 12:06

Oh I've just found this.
I wonder if I can use my 'contacts' (by that I mean family and friends that work there!!) to use and find out who it was.

PLEASE tell me that you got the message that tells you who is delivering!!

And before you ask, it wasn't my DP. He's been on businesses in London all week.Grin

PrettyPrinceofDarkness · 12/10/2012 12:07

Quenelle I'm so glad it wasn't just me that picked up on the tradesman's loo. I'm in awe. Either you have a shed load of work being done to your house or else you must be incredibly posh.

WitchesTitWhistles · 12/10/2012 12:09

Wants more updates. Wants more OcadoAnnie.

Got quite enough cheap minge, thankyouverymuch Grin

BobbiFleckmann · 12/10/2012 12:09

Ocado bags are indeed superior quality to tesco and sainsbury's ones which justifies my annual delivery fee right there. As OcadoAnnie could probably tell you, I have never ordered bin liners as the Ocado ones don't have holes in them & don't rip, but DO biodegrade (& colour coded). Hurrah for the Ocado piss bags.

I wonder whether Posh Tim Steiner is going to issue all his drivers with Ocado branded wee bottles now? shewees for the few lady drivers?

Iheardthatpardon · 12/10/2012 12:29

We have a Summer loo, old cobwebby outdoor loo from when house was built that kids refuse to use which doubles as tradesmans loo for delivery drivers.
Preens.

ihatethecold · 12/10/2012 12:33

Thanks for the link. Very funny!

I'm really not getting on with doing anything today cos of mumsnet

UltraBOF · 12/10/2012 12:40

I wonder what colour bag they use for wee?

Trills · 12/10/2012 12:42

This isn't as good as the pouffe of poo.

smoothieooo · 12/10/2012 12:49

So funny! Another one here awaiting news of how Ocado will deal with pee-in-a-bag-and-dump delivery man!

BlathersNightOfTheLivingDead · 12/10/2012 12:51

Shock And I thought it was bad when I caught the postman spitting on my path!

ethelb · 12/10/2012 13:18

How do they know it is wee? My first thought was something that had split or defrosted.

IvantaOuiOui · 12/10/2012 13:28

Do all supermarkets have an Ocado Annie equivalent on Mumsnet ? Sainsburys Sue? Tesco Mary?

Trills · 12/10/2012 13:31

They don't, but they should do.

Social media etc is important, and replying to someone complaining on MN is much more visible than just replying to an email. The customer gets good service and everyone sees them getting a good response.

BlathersNightOfTheLivingDead · 12/10/2012 13:34

Maybe I'll start a thread about how shit Whirlpool dishwashers are and see if they do anything?

Slaymill · 12/10/2012 13:38

slight derail on thread

Does anyone know of the Head of Customer service email or CEO. I have a complaint not piss related but H&S issue !

Its to with cleaning product spillage in the same bag as baby items and intial phone & follow up email having been very very poor and dimissive.

So either call out to OcadoAnnie or anyone else with information

thanks... as you were

Trills · 12/10/2012 13:39

Presumably you could send a PM to OcadoAnnie and she'll see it when she is next on.

TempusFunghi · 12/10/2012 13:41

I have a question for OcadoAnnie - can you request to not have a specific driver? Mine are all lovely with exception of one who I found a bit starey and creepy. Dh has said if this guy is delivering again to ring him and he will be home at the same time.

MrClaypole · 12/10/2012 13:43

Shamelessly marking thread for update!

SkiLift · 12/10/2012 13:46

marking and scenting.............. Grin