Ocado Delivers Bag of Urine

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How should I take my complaint forward? A day ago I emailed my complaint to Ocado and they have not bothered to reply. Our last delivery started by the driver removing our bags of food from the back of the van. He then looked about, lent into the van and removed a bag of liquid which he threw down the side of our house. It landed in the middle of the pavment, he walked towards it and kicked it against the side of our house, where it slowly seeped urine down the pavement. This gentleman, has allegedly (I think that's what I need to add here) used the back of the Ocado van for his own private toilet, used an Ocado bag as a urinal (not what I thought we were returning the bags for)and nothing as soap water and a sink. Then handed over the shopping for my family. I have very good CCTV of all this, should I put it on You Tube and forward the link to Ocado and see if they reply, then?

Was it organic?

Am I the only one dissapointed that we wont get to see the cctv video now??

Poor OcadoAnnie I bet she didn't see this one coming!

Well, I hate to abandon you but we've got it all in hand now so I'm going to quietly go back out through the MN saloon doors.

I just snorted coffee up my nose at that Shriiieeek

I am finding this very amusing which is probably what the OP doesn't want to hear.

I wasn't being sarcastic Pinot!

But we want to know what happens!

If your a bloke, why would you piss in a bag?

I mean, maybe if you were a woman then it could possibly be done, but as a man, you would have to dangle your cock in the bag, hold the bag with both hands (otherwise it would just lop and spill) and then tie it without too much spillage. D'yknow what i mean?

A bloke just wouldn't do it!

Surely its just much easier to piss out the window if the fancy took you?

Maybe I won't use my £10 discount voucher.

O&hhh the mental images

Ahem Paging noids noids come back and tell us what happened PLEASE!

I would find shit in a bag more believable!

I suspect if the op doesn't return, we can assume this was a pile of piss

Love the Western reference! I hope ocadoannie tipped her hat as she went, and rode off into the dust. Job done.

arf @ Mummified trying to work out why a bloke would piss in a bag & the logistics of how he'd do it!!!!!

I bet it was not human piss.

It was special Ostrich piss. Extracted from Organically reared Ostriches at the foot hills of Himalaya, cared for and sampled by thoroughbred Sherpas dressed in organic cotton. Used to heighten sex drive and fertility, packaged in mother of perl vials. Delivered to your house by Ocado.

I bet a shipment broke, and he just emptied the spills on your house. If you are careful, your house will now mulitply and you will get a small guest annex next door. Take good care of it

I think thanks to MN, I have had a timely phone call from the head of customer services, and an email from the CEO, I think it's only fair to update you all. They are taking this very seriously, they are not happy and are investigating further. Obviously they need to get a view from both sides.

Nosy fucker coming through.

I should add the customer services gentleman was nice, very apologetic and and concerned.

I bet he did it and is smurking right now!

I am sure that driver will be getting his P45 today.
I am sort of wondering if I should offer the van drivers use of our tradesman's loo in future?

I'm praying Ocado have CCTV in the back of their vans so we can suss out the logistics of the bag widdling

MissBeehiving No need I sussed it!

Yep he will be dining out on this story for years!

Please update on the findings. This thread has made me laugh so much this morning.

P.s I still love Ocado!