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Ocado Delivers Bag of Urine

269 replies

noidsleft · 11/10/2012 23:45

How should I take my complaint forward? A day ago I emailed my complaint to Ocado and they have not bothered to reply. Our last delivery started by the driver removing our bags of food from the back of the van. He then looked about, lent into the van and removed a bag of liquid which he threw down the side of our house. It landed in the middle of the pavment, he walked towards it and kicked it against the side of our house, where it slowly seeped urine down the pavement. This gentleman, has allegedly (I think that's what I need to add here) used the back of the Ocado van for his own private toilet, used an Ocado bag as a urinal (not what I thought we were returning the bags for)and nothing as soap water and a sink. Then handed over the shopping for my family. I have very good CCTV of all this, should I put it on You Tube and forward the link to Ocado and see if they reply, then?

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Onken · 12/10/2012 15:06

lidllil - Grin

There would be 'no' carrier bags there unless you wanted to pay for the piss. Actually I wonder if lidl man would buy his bag to piss in (10 pence I believe) of if he just rumages for a cardboard box to piss in.

Static · 12/10/2012 15:16

honeydragon TerrorNotSoFrightened My first thoughts went to Jesus in his cabbage van too!!! ...I am now singing the Robbie Williams song with Jesus in a cabbage van. I know what I'm going to be singing all evening!

I'd be going absolutely crazy if that was me! The fact that they've not responded beggers belief. Out of interest... Did you order directly through Ocado or was it Waitrose? (Just trying to think of another avenue)

No reply to the initial email? Is it time to upload to youtube and send them the link (also here too please!!!)

QuickLookBusy · 12/10/2012 15:20

Static, I think you may have missed a few pagesGrin

OcadoAnnie is sorting it. Do not fret.

QuickLookBusy · 12/10/2012 15:20

and we're all waiting for an update

noidsleft · 12/10/2012 15:46

Two days on and the anger/shock has subsided, I hope the driver doesn't lose his job but I do hope he doesn't deliver here again. I am still waiting for the head of customer services to call back, but I have been in the underground on and off today so maybe he has tried. I am otherwise happy with Ocado and am expecting a delivery in a couple of hours, cameras rolling.

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MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe · 12/10/2012 16:17

Has anyone ever seen OliviaMumsnet and OcadoAnnie in the same place at the same time? Shock Just sayin' like

whattodoo · 12/10/2012 16:18

What happened to the eggs?

OatyBeatie · 12/10/2012 16:26

ROFL at LidlLil. She'd just drop fag ash all over the thread tell us all not to be so choosy, with our fancy piss-avoiding ways.

OatyBeatie · 12/10/2012 16:28

Then she'd cop off with AlAldi.

BrainSurgeon · 12/10/2012 16:45

Definitely a classic.
OP I'm impressed by how serious you are, this is a flipping hillarious thread.
Please keep up posted with today's delivery....

Geordieminx · 12/10/2012 16:57

Bizare!

BrainSurgeon · 12/10/2012 17:14

OMG the minge thread Grin

notanotter · 12/10/2012 17:26

What area are you in NOIDSLEFT?
< awaits Darren in the onion can with outstretched arm from behind a closed door>

whatinthewhatnow · 12/10/2012 17:26

toomuchmonth Grin Grin at the asda man running scared from your advances.

TeaOneSugar · 12/10/2012 17:47

I shall be watching Peter in the Apple van very closely, he's due at 6:30.

HairyPotter · 12/10/2012 18:05

Ahh feck! I'm at swimming with a gaggle of 9yr old. They keep asking why my shoulders are shaking and tears are running down my face! Grin

LidlLil!!

HorraceTheOtter · 12/10/2012 20:53

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nannyl · 12/10/2012 22:27

marking place

halloweeneyqueeney · 13/10/2012 01:34

"I would find shit in a bag more believable!

"

Grin agree on both counts

PoppyScarer · 13/10/2012 02:17

Great thread.

The postman once crapped in our toilet. It was a special delivery we could have done without, to be honest.

DH and I wondered if he did it every morning, at a different house.

We have since moved.

charleybarley · 13/10/2012 04:00

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needsomesunshine · 13/10/2012 05:03

The Argos man had diarrhoea & didn't flush. That was truly disgusting

BlathersNightOfTheLivingDead · 13/10/2012 07:52

The Tesco man is due here between 8.25 and 9.25. Hoping for no bags of piss!

BikeRunSki · 13/10/2012 08:07

Is there a difference between Waitrose and Ocado?

twofingerstoGideon · 13/10/2012 08:23

Yes BikeRunSki. Ocado sells some Waitrose products, but is a completely separate company and has nothing to do with the John Lewis Partnership.