Ocado Delivers Bag of Urine

[noidsleft]

How should I take my complaint forward? A day ago I emailed my complaint to Ocado and they have not bothered to reply. Our last delivery started by the driver removing our bags of food from the back of the van. He then looked about, lent into the van and removed a bag of liquid which he threw down the side of our house. It landed in the middle of the pavment, he walked towards it and kicked it against the side of our house, where it slowly seeped urine down the pavement. This gentleman, has allegedly (I think that's what I need to add here) used the back of the Ocado van for his own private toilet, used an Ocado bag as a urinal (not what I thought we were returning the bags for)and nothing as soap water and a sink. Then handed over the shopping for my family. I have very good CCTV of all this, should I put it on You Tube and forward the link to Ocado and see if they reply, then?

[OatyBeatie]

I wish I was called OcadoAnnie. It sounds very jaunty. I picture her bursting into the thread like a cowgirl in a 60s western movie bursting through the saloon doors, all gingham and wholesome singing.

[Felicitywascold]

. I don't know why I am enjoying this thread as much as I am. But a great start to Friday!

[Pinot]

I'm just laughing at OcadoAnnie. Sorry.

Is this a wind up?

[OatyBeatie]

I'm pretty sure Ocado and many other companies monitor places like MN quite carefully., just like they do with other social media.

[Felicitywascold]

Oh don't spoil the fun Pinot!

[Pinot]

Sorry

Get back to work OcadoAnnie! Supermarket shoppers NEED YOU!

[NewNames]

OP has probably gone to work and won't come back until tonight. Annoying!

[Pinot]

Aha, yep.

[NewNames]

Oh yes, they do. They monitor everything. Very normal.

[MummifiedBonkeyMollocks]

Could OcadoAnnie be the OP in disguise~?

[MaryZed]

No, OcadoAnnie is real - I've seen her before. She's a bit like Olivia, sent out to smooth the wrinkles when people have got pissed off with Ocado.

The op, now, I'm not so sure . It seems odd to join mn at 11.30 at night to post a thread like this.

[Pinot]

NewNames :o hahahahahahahaaaaa

[DameEnidsOrange]

When I was working in IT for a bank that is now often slated on here, they were working on software that would search for mentions daily so they could respond to any negative PR pronto - given they were taken over by Santander, they damn well needed it

[MummifiedBonkeyMollocks]

Ah,

[MissVerinder]

Oh my days, place marking shamelessly!

[Mintyy]

OcadoAnnie - nice to see you again. I was a little bit disappointed you didn't pop up on my recent thread whingeing about the Ocado packing tbh, but I know you can't be here 24 hours of the day .

Well, I had a busy day planned but I can see that being decimated by the need to stay near the pc and refresh this thread!

[BobblyGussets]

Piss in a bag? Whatever will they be delivering next?

My money is on a turd in a hotdog bun, boak.

A bag of piss, piss in a bag. The mind boggles.

[MissKeithLemon]

I used to work for an IT company and part of what they did was train peolpe in other companies to search/respond/use social media and other websites in this way.
It helps to alleviate negative publicity and happens on other sites such as MSE a lot (as in a representative from the comapny being moaned about popping up on a thread to help.)

[Narked]

I was very impressed with Ocado's own fruit and veg - Waitrose quality at normal prices. I didn't get a bag of urine though.

[hermioneweasley]

I can't wait for the update on this. I thought that AIBU about not allowing a bloke to take a wazz in the mornings was the best wee related one in ages, but now we get this!

[DinosaursOnASpaceship]

[imperialstateknickers]

Place marking.... I'm going to get bugger all done today aren't I?

[ethelb]

OcadoAnnie often turns up on threads like this. Except the time I had a problem with Ocado .

[Haemadoots]

Shameless place marking

[PrettyPrinceofDarkness]

Pfft! All I got was a little booklet as my welcome pack.

Maybe it depends on wher you live. Are you from Staines OP?