I really am going to shame myself here, and I considered name changing, but I need help to up my ante.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

and

I luff Homepride Parsta Bake Sauces.

Please, please tell me how to make somehing similar from real ingredients, so my gulit will be eased.

I'm thinking tomatoes and marscapone maybe as a strating position.

Help me out.

pasta baked....is just wrong my friend

How the actual fusilli did I attract QueenUnCarber onto my patsa thread?

Pasta and bake should not be used in the same sentence.

Hey I've been upfront.

I've not hidden my shameful scoffery.

[too macaroni honest for my own good]

I suppose it could have been much worse.

You could have included Tuna in there.

Ok, you can come out from the naughty corner now.

it said food and shame and well....thats how i opened the thread.

had it said homepride and pasta - i'd have stayed well clear

your DIRTY DIIIIIIIRTY

Do you have a bell for her, Custy, so she can ring it and shout "unclean" on every thread she goes on?

Cmon then CMNS, what baaadass food doya get down and dirty with then?

melt knob of butter, stir in tablespoon of flour so it looks like puke, add milk a splash at a time and keep stirring. Handful of cheese, possibly some veg if you're feeling healthy.

Fry off onions, add herbs, tin of tomatoes, veg and tbsp tomato puree. Simmer for 30 mins

skint pidj can't afford posh ready made sauces

SIOB.

SNF, that's rotten.

You meanie.

How big's your knob purplep?

I love pasta bake. Never understood why people are snooty about lasagne

I have a lovely recipe for a tuna one, which involves cream of celery soup and a packet of crisps from a student cookbook.

You like me really!

lasagne is not a pasta bake.
Pasta bake is rank. Lasagne is perfect.
Lasagne you start off to create. Pasta bake is leftovers.

yes yes what she said

About 2oz although DP swears its nearer 4

I love a pasta bake. Is much tastier if you call it penne al forno though. Can't go wrong with bunging in some ricotta cheese and a tin of tomatoes.

DH has just started putting crisps on top of everything baked alibaba and he was never a student. Will have to tell him its a student thing so that he stops.

You can create pasta bake too from Homepride

I used to do a pasta bake type thing which involved a tin of Campbell's mushroom soup and tuna. It was damn good. I might resurrect it.

I've never understood the crisp thing really, unless the thinking is that a bag of crisps is cheaper than cheese?

Chaos really? Pasta bake sauces? . You with the swishy hair n everything...

Tuna pasta bake is the SHIZZLE

I might have to disown you now Chaos...

Sure, pasta sauce in a jar has it's place (on the shelf).

I'll have to write you out a Nonna special sauce recipe

And then if you repent I might keep talking to you