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do children like marzipan? surely not? but kirstie and phil think so...

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AitchTwoOh · 22/11/2010 21:39

just wait til you see this ridiculous kids party they are doing on telly...

anyway, would your children thank you for a marzipan penguin?

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PrettyCandles · 24/11/2010 11:18

You could say that about most sweets!

Except marzipan and real licorice of course Wink

AitchTwoOh · 24/11/2010 11:24

precisely. Grin

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Unprune · 24/11/2010 11:30

Sorry PrettyCandles. Don't do it. Step away from the Nutella. Your fingers get all chocolatey and you have to roll the marzipan into ever more inventive shapes to get at the Nutella near the bottom of the jar. You will invite looks of pure scorn from your partner as he wonders what he ever saw in you.

(DH is a marzipan-hater. And he is vair middle-class. Fingers in jars Will Not Do.)

AbsofCroissant · 24/11/2010 11:32

It's true. My uncles told me when I was a kid, and have uncles ever lied to their niece? Ever?

PrettyCandles · 24/11/2010 11:38

Oh I dunno, if he discovered me at the right moment I think he might join in...

WinkGrin

Tikitikitembo · 24/11/2010 11:43

marzipan is vile

NigellaPleaseComeDineWithMe · 24/11/2010 12:38

yes the DS like marziapn, stollen, battenburg and fruit cakes with marzipan chunks in (Nigella recipe).

OracleInaCoracle · 24/11/2010 12:41

oooo i love strawberry laces, liquorice however is vile.

i used to love it, until while 8w pg with ds and regularly projectile vomitting at work (which when you manage a restaurant is NOT good- no wonder they bundled me up to the office all the time to eat my cinder toffee and drink warm vinegar) someone told me it was great for morning/all day sickness. so I bought a pack. ate one stick and promptly threw up all over the coffee machine.

then again behind the bar.

then twice in the toilet.

then again in the front entrance as a booked party of 20 arrived for lunch.

I no longer eat liquorice.

taffetacat · 24/11/2010 13:49

Oooooh Nigella

Battenberg. Now we're talking. I have THE most fabulous Jane Brocket recipe for Battenberg, makes the most enormous cake.

Mwahahahaha

taffetacat · 24/11/2010 13:51

Unprune - I went to a very posh boarding school and fingers in jars of Nutella were de rigueur. Any other way considered common.

taffetacat · 24/11/2010 13:54

....I can't stop posting on this thread. I like almonds too much.

I always buy too much marzipan for the cake at Christmas so I have to make chocolate dipped ( G and B 70 pc natch ) marzipan balls with the leftovers.

Does anyone make their own marzipan? Is it worth it?

PrettyCandles · 24/11/2010 14:48

I did, just out of curiosity, but decided that it wasn't worth the effort. Most shop-bought marzipan is perfectly good, especially the white marzipan.

Like your idea of choc-dipped balls. Lindt 70% for me, though for milk choc I prefer G&B.

SuePurblybiltByElves · 24/11/2010 22:41

Mentioned this to family member who tells me that cheap marzipan is made from soya. Proper marzipan is, I am told, nicer and I must try it. I am Hmm.
Stil, it's an excuse to go to the posh sweetie shop.

AitchTwoOh · 24/11/2010 22:57

actually to be fair really expensive marzipan is near-tolerable. but the stuff that people put on christmas cakes (or did in the 70s, when i last put that nasty yellow blanket of almond keech in my mouth) is revoltissimo.

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SuePurblybiltByElves · 24/11/2010 23:01

Will I post you a posh pig Aitch, should I find one?

AitchTwoOh · 24/11/2010 23:07

we aren't talking about stuart baggs any more, i take it? [wrong thread icon]

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SuePurblybiltByElves · 24/11/2010 23:08

Grin Had to check then. He's not really posh is he?

pointydog · 24/11/2010 23:09

Nothing can stop it sticking to your palate and gums. Furry Sugar Grains.

AitchTwoOh · 24/11/2010 23:10

bbbrrrr

nah, he's not posh. he is adorable, though.

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SantasMooningArse · 24/11/2010 23:15

When ds1 would eat little else he ate slices of marzipan. loved it..

SuePurblybiltByElves · 24/11/2010 23:17

While I am there I will buy proper sweeties to take the mean taste away. Sherbet lemons and chocolate button jazzies and midget gems.

23balloons · 24/11/2010 23:18

I hate marzipan!

MyNameIsInigoMontoya · 24/11/2010 23:20

Ohhh I have always loved marzipan, we used to get a little bag of homemade "marzipan potatoes" in our Christmas stockings every year and they were my favourite! - little balls of marzipan rolled in cocoa powder, mmmm.

AitchTwoOh · 24/11/2010 23:26

JAZZIES!

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PrettyCandles · 24/11/2010 23:39

Waitrose white marzipan is just almonds and various forms of sugar - no colourings, flavourings, or artificial gibbons. I'd consider that to be bog-standard marzipan. And very nice, too.