If you could only ever use two condiments for the rest of your life, what would they be?

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I'm including sauces, ketchups and relishes as condiments.

I think I'd just stick with salt and pepper - DS1 would have tomato ketchup and extra tomato ketchup. But I don't know that I could live without Dijon Mustard - it's a tough one. And horseradish - could I really go the rest of my life without horseradish sauce in exchange for pepper? I do love a good condiment :o.

Does custard count? I don't think I could live without custard. I have it with my breakfast every morning.

The other one would have to be either mint sauce, ketchup or creme fraiche. I'll have to think about which to choose. Presumably you could still have salt in food, just not to add afterwards.

Black pepper and apple sauce.

Or maybe redcurrant jelly.

That is a tough one! My DH would struggle massively with this, he never eats a meal without condiments. Mayo, ketchup, mustard, horseradish, tartar, different mustard. We have a whole shelf in the fridge occupied by his little jars of this and that.

American mustard and curry paste :).
Actually any mustard but English mustard.

HP sauce

Vinegar

NOt terribly sophisticated am I?

Mayo and pepper

Salt

Brown sauce

We have what is known as The Pickle Shelf in our kitchen - 'tis all sorts of chutneys, pickles, sauces, ketchups etc.

I think DH and I would just have to give up and die if we couldn't have condiments

...oh, and I forgot salad cream.......

Same here, Pol - what would life be without chutney?

Having said that, if I HAD to choose it would probably be soy sauce and mango chutney. Although giving up the garlic pickle would be a bit of a wrench...

tabasco and white pepper

Oh mango chutney.

BBQ sauce.

I cannot choose, it is impossible.

Salt and garlic.

heinz tomato ketchup and mayonnaise.

you don't need anything elsse!

lime pickle
mustard
tabasco (which I take camping)
and horseradish.
can't decide between them.

Soya Sauce & Tabasco

Ketchup and Branston pickle

Custard is NOT a condiment . And nor is garlic, so PrettyCandles, you get another.

I'd forgotten about soy sauce. Dammit. I have an insane collection of condiments - and I've just discovered Reggae Reggae Ketchup which is delicious, and goes with most things.

Maldon sea salt and proper Dijon.....

I think I'd go for black pepper (freshly ground) and mayonnaise

salt and more salt

salt and garlic mayo

Salt and Mayo.

i like balsaamic vinegar a lot.
and salt.

This is a terrible idea, OP. How can you POSSIBLY ask us to choose.

I shall have no sleep, I tell you.