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The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.

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AsWithGlad · 20/08/2026 15:44

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5564959-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-in-which-we-wait-excitedly-for-the-next-instalment-of-goseis-adventures

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EdithStourton · 03/09/2026 17:51

Excellent bookcase, Deano. I could do with one of those - only I don't know where I'd put it.

I had an unexpected invite today, so crossed 'Garden' and 'Work' off the day's list of things to do and replaced them 'Out for lunch'. And very nice it was too.

MyrtleLion · 03/09/2026 19:51

Gosie is VERY busy and apologises, but she will be VERY LATE today. She hopes to post around 9pm, but something VERY IMPORTANT has come up and she needs to deal with that first.

Apologies 💙

MarieDeGournay · 03/09/2026 20:24

DeanElderberry · 03/09/2026 16:57

Well spotted the Sylvac rabbits!

The shrine has a largish Sacred Heart statue front and centre (currently in another room awaiting dusting), smaller statues of the Child of Prague and St Therese, smaller again statues on a back shelf, a few holy pictures, a bottle of holy water, some blessed palm, a second class relic of Fr Charles of Mount Argus (there used to be a first class relic in it but it was given back to the monastery) and other odds and ends. Several small vases, one of which contains a bundle of religious medals. I keep meaning to make an inventory.

It is housed in what used to be my Aunt May's dolls' house, seized from her when she was 12 because she 'was a big girl now' and converted. She resented that for ever. Possibly done in 1932 for the Eucharistic Congress, certainly done to celebrate the family moving out of the tenements and into a house built by the Corpo.

That's quite a shrine-ful! I must google Fr Charles of Mt Argus, I have vague memories of my granny talking about him, she may even have had 'a great devotion to him' - when I was a child, my elders often had 'a great devotion' to a particular saint.. St Therese of Lisieux was a particular fave in my family.
I had 'a great devotion' to St Martin de Porres, because he was, unusually for a saint, Black, and because of his love of animals - -he's often depicted with a cat a dog and a mouse peacefully eating together at his feet.

Just googled Fr Charles, two things I didn't know: he was Dutch, and he was canonised.

Swashbuckled · 03/09/2026 20:35

I seem to have developed a great devotion to Camembert. Just back from the supermarket, where I like to buy a blue Stilton, but Camembert was on offer. I keep nipping into the kitchen and cutting off a wedge. It’s very nicely ripe…and I need to contain myself or there’ll be none left by morning.

DeanElderberry · 03/09/2026 20:50

Two very good saints those. Modern celebrities are so samey.

Swashbuckled · 03/09/2026 21:02

I liked Our Lady of Perpetual Succour.

Or, rather, I liked saying it. It was a beautiful sound.

EdithStourton · 03/09/2026 21:08

Swashbuckled · 03/09/2026 20:35

I seem to have developed a great devotion to Camembert. Just back from the supermarket, where I like to buy a blue Stilton, but Camembert was on offer. I keep nipping into the kitchen and cutting off a wedge. It’s very nicely ripe…and I need to contain myself or there’ll be none left by morning.

We have a cheese in these parts called Baron Bigod, which is East Anglia's answer to Brie. It is regrettably easy to consume. Fortunately for my waistline, I only tend to buy it country shows. And the season of country shows, agricultural shows, plant fairs and village fêtes is almost at a close.

MyrtleLion · 03/09/2026 21:11

Gosie has stopped being so busy and is now sat in front of the TV in the snug watching Taskmaster. The new series started at 9pm. She has very politely asked me to post her latest chapter, so I will be doing that now.

Swashbuckled · 03/09/2026 21:13

I’ve just googled it @EdithStourton

Baron Bigod cheese is a traditional Brie-style cheese from Fen Farm Dairy in Suffolk, known for its rich, creamy texture and flavors of cultured cream, mushrooms, warm hay, and roasted nuts. It has a white bloomy rind and develops a silky, golden breakdown as it ripens, often with a lingering finish of earthy and truffle-like notes.”

Good Lord, it sounds good. “Warm hay”? Pricey though…

EmpressaurusKitty · 03/09/2026 21:19

Wow.

Wouldn’t warm hay be more of an aroma? I was going to say smell but it doesn’t sound impressive enough.

MyrtleLion · 03/09/2026 21:20

39. Testing the Password

In which more questions arise...

“What do you mean it’s the same window as the one Fenella Burnish is working on?” asked @AngleofRepose, with her pencil ready to write.

“It’s the same woman,” said Gimbal. “Deep water blue. Three keys on a ring, all of them different. A purse at her belt with something heavy in it. It came in a crate on a trolley, and it took four of us to get it onto the bench, and it doesn’t have lead in it. It’s glass pieces laid out flat in a frame with straw instead of lead and it is the same window that Fenella has been working on.”

“Is it exactly the same or is it a bit different?” asked @Hedgehogforshort.

“It is exactly the same,” said Graphic.

“No, there is one difference,” said Gimbal. “The original has a crack in it. I looked at it while everyone was standing round the new one.”

Griffin spoke next, “The copy hasn’t got one. Fenella checked for that specially. She said, ‘there is no crack, just as I asked’.”

Angle wrote it all down.

“So the copy doesn’t have a crack,” said @inkymoose, “but the old one does, and Fenella hasn’t fixed it?”

“That’s right,” said Gimbal.

“If Hedgehog’s theory is right that Gemma Glasswing’s window will be installed into Winchester Cathedral,” said Inkymoose, “then why has Fenella not repaired the crack in the original?”

Nobody had an answer to that, so Gasket topped up everyone’s tea.

Gosie and Hedgehog took their teacups to the far end of the bar.

“Both marks are in that workshop now,” said Gosie. “In the same box, in one room, and Graphic, Gimbal and Griffin are working there.”

“I know,” said Hedgehog.

“When we started, they were three gerbils with jobs. Now they are three gerbils who know more than they should.”

“I know that as well.” Hedgehog fidgeted with her cup and then put it down. “If we pull them out now we have a password we cannot use, a courier we cannot follow and a window we will never see again after it leaves that bench. And we would still be exactly where we were on the day Gemma Glasswing told you she was copying five windows that were all too fragile to be reinstalled.”

“I am not saying pull them out immediately,” said Gosie. “I am asking how will we know when it is time to pull them out.”

“I don’t know,” said Hedgehog. “That is the honest answer. But we need to know what’s on the spreadsheet, and we need to know whether Fenella marks the windows, and where the restored window goes when it leaves the workshop. After that, I will listen to any argument you want to make about getting them out, and I will not put up much of a fight.”

“Good,” said Gosie.

“Griffin gets one try at the password,” said Hedgehog. “One. And she will try it tomorrow.”

Graphic spent the day working with Fenella Burnish, stamping the marks into the new lead of the window Fenella was restoring.

Griffin watched while Gimbal and Halcyon spent the day populating the Stamp tab in the spreadsheet. They had almost finished when, at ten past four, the courier knocked on the door.

She was brisk, in a way that suggested a full van and a bad day, and she wanted the crate and the paperwork and nothing else at all. Halcyon signed and both she and Fenella went out to the yard to watch the crate being wheeled up the ramp on a trolley. The van doors shut on it, and the whole business took under six minutes from the knock to the sound of the engine going away down the drove.

The moment Halcyon and Fenella left the workshop, Griffin was at the laptop.

Graphic sat at the end of the bench where she could see both the door and the drove through the window at the same time and picked up a pencil so she looked like a gerbil doing something.

Gimbal came and stood at Griffin’s shoulder.

Griffin opened the Dispatch tab, found the reference, and the grey sheet came up with the password box in the middle of it. She typed the ten characters the way Angle had written them, F, u, 5, 5, b, u, c, k, £, t, and she did not look at the screen while she did it.

The sheet opened.

“Read,” said Gimbal. “Do not stop to think about it. I will do the remembering.”

Griffin read.

The rows nearest the top were red and amber, and there were more of them than she had been ready for. Winchester was there, amber. Under Winchester were four more rows, all in red, four references and nothing much else, which were presumably the windows Gemma Glasswing had been asked to copy.

Then Griffin scrolled down, and kept scrolling, and the sheet went green and stayed green, and went on going.

Durham, 2021. Delivered. Ripon, 2021. Delivered.” She stopped. “No. I skipped four.”

Griffin scrolled up a few rows and read the entries in amber, “Norwich, delivered, no, not delivered, Returned and today’s date in the Delivery Date column,” she said.

“That is the one that went to Maine,” said Gimbal.

“Yes, and I think that’s in the crate that was picked up today,” said Griffin. She read the three other amber rows, “These three also have today’s date. Carlisle. Returned. Saint David’s. Returned.” She paused. “Sainte-Chapelle. Returned.”

“Say that again.”

Sainte-Chapelle. It is on the same sheet as the others, in the same column, with today’s date and Returned against it.” Griffin scrolled down again, faster now, past years of rows, past whole screens of green. “It does not stop. Gimbal, it does not stop. 1958, Glasgow, the Eve window, Delivered. 1951, Liverpool, Lady Chapel, twenty-one lines together in a block, all saying Delivered.”

“1951,” said Gimbal.

“And there are so many more below it and I cannot get to the bottom.”

“The live one,” said Gimbal. “The crate. Where is it going?”

Griffin went back to the amber rows at the top with today’s date and read the Destination column and then read it a second time.

Consignee 3859,” she said. “That is all it says. It is a number. Everything before it has a place in that column and this one has a number.”

Then they heard footsteps on the ramp outside.

Graphic resumed her position back at the bench. Gimbal retook her seat next to the laptop. Griffin closed the locked tab, and had the Stamps tab up on the screen with her paws in her lap before Halcyon and Fenella came through the door.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/39-testing-the-password

The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
MyrtleLion · 03/09/2026 21:23

The spreadsheet in the image is so very wrong, but I didn't want to faff around getting it right.

EdithStourton · 03/09/2026 21:31

EmpressaurusKitty · 03/09/2026 21:19

Wow.

Wouldn’t warm hay be more of an aroma? I was going to say smell but it doesn’t sound impressive enough.

Warm hay is like harvest dust - it's one of those smells that you can taste.

@Swashbuckled it is very good. And the price makes it an intermittent indulgence.

EdithStourton · 03/09/2026 21:36

Nail-biting stuff, Myrtle.

Little did I think I'd ever be so invested in a story about gerbils and stained glass that I'd think about it, as I did this morning, while making the bed. I plumped up my pillow wondering where today's instalment would go...

NotAtMyAge · 03/09/2026 21:43

Swashbuckled · 03/09/2026 20:35

I seem to have developed a great devotion to Camembert. Just back from the supermarket, where I like to buy a blue Stilton, but Camembert was on offer. I keep nipping into the kitchen and cutting off a wedge. It’s very nicely ripe…and I need to contain myself or there’ll be none left by morning.

If you like a nice Camembert, Swashy, I think you'd love Pié d’angloys, if you don't know it already. It was a promoted offer when I was doing my online Tesco order one time and I checked it out. Very well reviewed and it's now one of our favourite French cheeses.

EdithStourton · 03/09/2026 21:56

I've not got much wildlife to report from today, other than that I spotted a squirrel in my vegetable patch. Oh, and the young moorhens - I think there are at least two - are almost adults. They have almost-adult plumage, with a few bits of fluff still poking out, and adult-sized legs and feet. Their bodies are still not quite adult-size, however, so their enormous legs and feet make them look like avian versions of stilt-walking clowns. Stilt-walking clowns, however, who have the wit to get off the road sharpish when a vehicle appears.

Unlike the junior squirrels, who seem to be providing regular banquets for the magpies.

Cultivation is re-starting on those farms where there were either no spuds and onions, or the spuds and onions have all been lifted. We used to call it ploughing in, but in the past 10+ years, less and less of the land is ploughed, and more and more of it is given a drubbing with a disc harrow to knock in the stubble, then some sort of a roller goes over the top to prepare the soil for direct drilling. It's better for the soil, and it uses less fuel than ploughing. But we can't really call it ploughing in now, and I'm not sure what term is going to replace it - unless one has, and I've missed it.

Then again, carting muck remains the term, even though it's all done now with tractors and trailers. And the muck has all been carted: the massive piles of it that were around the place a few weeks ago now seem to have been reduced to nothing.

PastaAllaNorma · 03/09/2026 22:26

MarieDeGournay · 03/09/2026 11:27

Oh Pasta, that sounds awful, and I echo all the concern and sympathy of previous posters.

I'm glad that the Bluestocking variety of love and support works for you - a hug from a virtual Red Panda doesn't sound like much when you are in the throes of pain, but it's nice that it can have a comforting effect when the crisis is easing, so...

Aw heck, Marie, your kind words had me well up a bit...

... OK, a lot.

I am stoic as all get out at home because the family worry and fret. Then I think about what are the most crucial issues the family is facing, and I end up shushing myself.

MyrtleLion · 03/09/2026 23:14

EmpressaurusKitty · 02/09/2026 19:13

And from the gerbils too!

Only just catching up. Thank you so much! That is adorable! 🥰

MyrtleLion · 03/09/2026 23:20

MarieDeGournay · 03/09/2026 11:29

Happy Anniversary Myrtle and Mr Walrus!
The restaurant by the river? Have a lovely celebration🍾🎉

No, sadly. We tried a new place which was distinctly ok. And the waiter shook the Walrus’ hand because I paid (from our joint account). And it turned out he believes women serve and men work because God. And I asked for a medium wine and he gave me a large but said he’d given me a bit more and then charged me for it!

We won’t be returning. But we then went to the pub and I had another glass and then got home and realised I should only have one glass with a meal and stop. I had taken my meds early so they had worn off and I could drink.

But we did have a lovely day and I’m still madly in love with him after 3 years of marriage, 10 years of living together and nearly 16 years as friends (we took five years to become a couple).

ChristmasStars · 03/09/2026 23:28

EdithStourton · 03/09/2026 21:08

We have a cheese in these parts called Baron Bigod, which is East Anglia's answer to Brie. It is regrettably easy to consume. Fortunately for my waistline, I only tend to buy it country shows. And the season of country shows, agricultural shows, plant fairs and village fêtes is almost at a close.

This is my favourite ever cheese! We have to ration how often we buy it. It goes very well with a nice Pinot Noir, in my humble experience.

MyrtleLion · 03/09/2026 23:28

Thank you everyone for such lovely messages of congratulations. The anniversary was yesterday. Today has been very difficult for reasons. Tomorrow and Saturday will also be difficult and Sunday will be hard, but hopefully things will start to ease off from Monday.

Tomorrow’s chapter is drafted but not finished. I really hope to post it tomorrow, but things are so difficult in two other areas of my life that I cannot guarantee it. I also haven’t drafted anything after tomorrow’s episode. I sincerely hope I will be able to come up with something, and you are all so lovely, I’m sure you will be patient.

ChristmasStars · 03/09/2026 23:29

Swashbuckled · 03/09/2026 21:13

I’ve just googled it @EdithStourton

Baron Bigod cheese is a traditional Brie-style cheese from Fen Farm Dairy in Suffolk, known for its rich, creamy texture and flavors of cultured cream, mushrooms, warm hay, and roasted nuts. It has a white bloomy rind and develops a silky, golden breakdown as it ripens, often with a lingering finish of earthy and truffle-like notes.”

Good Lord, it sounds good. “Warm hay”? Pricey though…

Worth every penny. Life is too short to eat poor quality cheese is the mantra in our house.

MyrtleLion · 03/09/2026 23:34

And Gloria Steinem died. But she was 92.

“Women may be the one group that grows more radical with age.”

Some more quotes are in the image.

The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
MarieDeGournay · 03/09/2026 23:48

“When we started, they were three gerbils with jobs. Now they are three gerbils who know more than they should.”
It's getting tense now! We'll have to read it from behind the sofa if it gets any scarier!😦

I'm glad you and Mr W had a nice day in spite of the disappointment of the new restaurant.

Swash, when we were irreverent little catholic schoolgirls we used to say
'Perpetual Succour - because there's one born every minute'😁
I see it's been modernised to 'Our Lady of Perpetual Help', no fun in that😒

It's one of the very comforting versions of Mary - always there to help in times of trouble -
We come to you today as your loving children.
Watch over us and take care of us.
As you held the child Jesus in your loving arms,
so take us in your arms.

Like the Memorare
Remember, O most gracious Virgin Mary,
that never was it known
that anyone who fled to thy protection,
implored thy help,
or sought thy intercession,
was left unaided.
inspired by this confidence,
I fly unto thee,
O Virgin of virgins, my Mother...

Not that I believe any of it, but the words still resonate... Smile

MarieDeGournay · 03/09/2026 23:52

I've just caught up on later posts, so new message to Myrtle: nothing is more important than taking care of yourself in whatever difficulties life is throwing at you,
Gosie and the gerbils have proved they are very capable of taking care of themselves, and we could all do with a break from the relentless tension of what's happening nextSmile
Take care of yourself and get through the next few days as well as you canFlowers

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