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The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.

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AsWithGlad · 20/08/2026 15:44

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5564959-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-in-which-we-wait-excitedly-for-the-next-instalment-of-goseis-adventures

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DauntlessDamson · 01/09/2026 20:05

ErrolTheDragon · 01/09/2026 19:49

I’ve just caught up … over 50 posts since Deano’s good morning! Shock . Please distribute 💐, 👏, 😂 etc as appropriate. I’ve been out canals volunteering and then gardening when I got home as I was mucky anyway. And DH cleaned out the gutters which had a lot of moss washed off the roof by the epic rainstorm Damson alluded to at the weekend. This involves me holding the ladder steady on the driveway wearing a large hat to shield me from the falling debris as he pulls out the dirty hedgehogs* and scoops out the crap from the gutters.

*none of Hedgey’s friends or relations are harmed in this activity.

The upside of that rainstorm, Errol, was that, when I went out yesterday morning to clean my doorsteps and windowsills, they had been thoroughly washed by the storm and were pristine!Grin

ETA: Every cloud........

Boiledbeetle · 01/09/2026 20:12

ErrolTheDragon · 01/09/2026 19:49

I’ve just caught up … over 50 posts since Deano’s good morning! Shock . Please distribute 💐, 👏, 😂 etc as appropriate. I’ve been out canals volunteering and then gardening when I got home as I was mucky anyway. And DH cleaned out the gutters which had a lot of moss washed off the roof by the epic rainstorm Damson alluded to at the weekend. This involves me holding the ladder steady on the driveway wearing a large hat to shield me from the falling debris as he pulls out the dirty hedgehogs* and scoops out the crap from the gutters.

*none of Hedgey’s friends or relations are harmed in this activity.

Before he puts the ladders away can you send him round to mine as it became evident when the heavens opened the other day that there's crap in the gutter just above my bathroom window.

I'll pay him in Tunnock's Tea Cakes

PastaAllaNorma · 01/09/2026 20:27

MyrtleLion · 01/09/2026 18:03

Oh, have you not come back? I did ask AI to check. I will see. You never know, you might have found something interesting.

I must have come back because I asked a question a few days ago, but no update on any findings.

I am ok with that as long as I can tell my old friend she doesn't have to stock gerbil snacks like pumpkin seeds and the odd hazelnut. She's most accommodating.

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 20:28

My garden furniture was also thoroughly cleaned by the storm. It was spotless. One in the eye for the seagulls!

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 20:30

Oh, I’ll say it.
The nights really are drawing in now, aren’t they.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/09/2026 20:35

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 20:30

Oh, I’ll say it.
The nights really are drawing in now, aren’t they.

Well it is September. It’d be a bit worrying if they weren’t!

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 20:42

But what of the seasonal camaraderie?

EmpressaurusKitty · 01/09/2026 20:54

Do you mean decorating the Bluey with pumpkins & cosy throws?

JanesLittleGirl · 01/09/2026 21:02

The devil take your seasonal camaraderie. I have been leaving for work before sunrise for the last fortnight and I will be getting home after sunset in the next fortnight. It feels a bit sad as it happens but it doesn't bother me once it becomes solidly leave in the dark, get home in the dark. And there are a lot of upsides.

inkymoose · 01/09/2026 21:04

Chersfrozenface · 01/09/2026 18:43

Well, this is weird. As I write, Mr Frozen-Face is watching one of Portillo's programmes and there's an item on Chagall's windows at Tudeley.

😯

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 21:05

No 🤣. Pirates aren’t big on decorative pumpkins. Although they are likely the best candidates for slicing them with their swords for pie purposes…

I meant it was already pitch black out there.
And I was enjoying the seasonal tradition of sharing the well worn phrase. It was my first time this year!

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 21:08

Gosh, that sounds deeply wintery @JanesLittleGirl

EmpressaurusKitty · 01/09/2026 21:33

This time next week I’ll be settling into my hotel in Bergen for two nights, & I bet that’s going to be winterier still.

Magpiecomplex · 01/09/2026 21:38

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 21:05

No 🤣. Pirates aren’t big on decorative pumpkins. Although they are likely the best candidates for slicing them with their swords for pie purposes…

I meant it was already pitch black out there.
And I was enjoying the seasonal tradition of sharing the well worn phrase. It was my first time this year!

Are you sure you're not a pumpkin fan, Swashy?

The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 21:44

Magpiecomplex · 01/09/2026 21:38

Are you sure you're not a pumpkin fan, Swashy?

Great pic!

Oh, yes, I can certainly see myself slicing them cleanly with my trusty sword. For the gerbils to cook with. Warm, spicy soup and pies etc. (I’d be less comfortable with fluffy ones being kindly donated and dotted around the galleon.)

The slicing reminds me of a screen game my children used to play. There were watermelons and you had to slice them with a sword quickly. Maybe Ninja something? It was surprisingly satisfying.

AngleofRepose · 01/09/2026 21:45

@PastaAllaNorma very good luck for your surgery! It must feel so good to be almost there ❤

I'm sure I must've seen those spectacular grisaille windows before, because I've been to York a few times, but can I remember? Might be time for another trip...

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 21:46

Fruit Ninja!!

The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
AngleofRepose · 01/09/2026 21:47

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 20:30

Oh, I’ll say it.
The nights really are drawing in now, aren’t they.

I have noticed this as well. Not sure how I feel about it yet. Better than 37C heat, I know that much. And nice to be able to wear jeans again occasionally. I've been in shorts and skirts since May, I think.

Swashbuckled · 01/09/2026 21:51

I know@AngleofRepose

I prefer the boots and long coats of Autumn and Winter, but do like the warm, the blue skies and the sun.

RumNotRun · 01/09/2026 22:06

I don't know if it's just the weather but the last couple of days I have been besieged by bastard flies. My street always has a fly issue in the summer, but this has been ridiculous. It's like in a film where the police open a door and all these flies appear and then they find a dead body. I have searched everywhere. There are no dead bodies of any species.

Also, I think I am still out exploring cathedrals in the Midlands (or wherever I have gone) I do hope my exploration has been useful!

RumNotRun · 01/09/2026 22:06

Edit as duplicate

RumNotRun · 01/09/2026 22:06

Triplicate!

NotAtMyAge · 01/09/2026 22:13

MyrtleLion · 01/09/2026 18:03

Oh, have you not come back? I did ask AI to check. I will see. You never know, you might have found something interesting.

And I think I must still be wandering about in the East Midlands, too. Perhaps I'm lost as it's not a part of the country I'm familiar with. Still, it makes a nice change from emptying and defrosting the chest freezer which was today's fun task.

EmpressaurusKitty · 01/09/2026 22:15

Maybe you’ve both been kidnapped by the Margrave. We might have to launch a rescue mission.

EdithStourton · 02/09/2026 08:26

Pedant alert.
Loved the York episode but <cough> a group of bellringers is always a band, not a team. They can be politely arsey if you get it wrong.

As you were.

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