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The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.

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AsWithGlad · 20/08/2026 15:44

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5564959-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-in-which-we-wait-excitedly-for-the-next-instalment-of-goseis-adventures

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MarieDeGournay · 27/08/2026 12:27

EdithStourton · 27/08/2026 11:23

I know I talk a lot about buzzards, as we have quite a few in the vicinity. They also tend to make themselves obvious by loitering with intent on the top of telegraph poles and playing around elegantly on thermal currents. But we also have red kites - not as many, possibly only one pair. They apparently drove out some buzzards to claim their nest site somewhere round behind the church, which was where I took B&B yesterday afternoon.

I saw a sizeable raptor flying fairly low across a field. It didn't look quite like a buzzard, but the angle wasn't good enough for me to sure it was a kite: I know from experience that the angle of view can be very deceptive. It then flew into a small poplar copse with the agility of a buzzard - for big birds, buzzards are incredibly deft and quick through timber. There was another one already in residence and they started calling before both taking off and circling round - but still too low for a proper look, plus they were slightly downhill, where the Ladybird landscape slopes away to the level land at the bottom.

The calls didn't sound like buzzards ('Kee-ararar!), and were more of a 'Wee-eee-eee-er! Kee-weee-ee-eer!' They kept it up, on and off, for twenty-plus minutes, until I was more than halfway round the circuit and flogging back up to the hill towards the church.

So, wrong call and wrong flight pattern for buzzards, and in what I think of red kite turf... Probably red kites. I have consulted Dr. Google. Red Kites.

Other than, spud lifting continues. From my window I can see a tractor with potato crates on its trailer, so it's either carting them off, or heading back to the enormous machine that's doing the really hard work of lifting them. They were at it before 7.15 this morning, when I went to get the bins in. The arable farmers are putting their feet up a bit at the moment (mowing verges, ditching, perhaps starting to cultivate the stubble) but the ones who have any root crop are still hard at it: spuds and onions, and then sugar beet, which will drag on for months.

The calls didn't sound like buzzards ('Kee-ararar!),
We ❤Edith cos she speaks Buzzard and has now picked up a bit of Red Kite'Wee-eee-eee-er! Kee-weee-ee-eer!' Smile

Edith, you write wonderfully, thank you for sharing your world with us💙

PastaAllaNorma · 27/08/2026 12:41

Edith, I'm the reverse - I think "that doesn't sound like our kites" every now and again and it's a buzzard. If I haven't seen the kite by 11ish I start to wonder where she's got to.

The magpies are continuing their bullying of the poor jackdaw. I honestly dob't know they have such a go at her - it's a big garden with plenty of trees. The only time they leave her be is when the carrion crows are nearby. The crows are happy to hang out with the jackdaw. The magpies aren't keen to get on the wrong side of the crows - not even last year's fledgeling who still has an undeveloped squawk that sounds like his voice hasn't broken.

I love all the corvids; I just wish the jackdaw got an easier time of it.

EmpressaurusKitty · 27/08/2026 12:50

I like the British Museum too but preferably when it’s fairly empty, so usually first thing on a weekday outside holiday season. The Mesopotamian galleries are my favourite.

My lovely neighbour & Kitty’s favourite auntie moved this morning, which is a shame. She came round last night for wine & cake and Kitty condescended to a goodbye cuddle.

EdithStourton · 27/08/2026 13:16

Magpies are buggers, Pasta - our Magpie excepted, obviously. They don't hang out with crows, rooks or jackdaws, whereas rooks and jackdaws will flock together - you often see mixed flocks feeding together in the autumn and winter. A big flock of rooks was busy on a harvested potato field yesterday and though I called the dogs close, they all eventually took off and made their way to the trees round the big house. They are so incredibly black - a friend once memorably described a dense flock of rooks as looking like 'a hole in the sky'.

And Marie, thank you. I just wish my proof-reading was better!

RumNotRun · 27/08/2026 13:34

@AngleofRepose There is a Colombian cafe in Shoreditch 13 New Goulston St, London E1 7QD which sells fantastic coffee and food if you need a break. My nephew is the assistant manager for the 3 cafes in London so I may be biased! I haven't been but he's brought me some of the coffee and hot chocolate to family gatherings and both have been very tasty. Weirdly the hot chocolate is paired with some Colombian cheese but I haven't tried that combination!

ChristmasStars · 27/08/2026 14:52

EdithStourton · 27/08/2026 11:24

And in celebration of the rain, I meant to share this

This could be my theme tune! I love the rain!

ErrolTheDragon · 27/08/2026 14:56

I’ve been out this morning wearing waders hacking down reeds and reed mace (aka bulleushes). We called time on the session early so we were cleared up before the rain reached us - but I had to drive down through the heavy band sweeping north. I think the worst of it has passed here now.

AngleofRepose · 27/08/2026 16:19

RumNotRun · 27/08/2026 13:34

@AngleofRepose There is a Colombian cafe in Shoreditch 13 New Goulston St, London E1 7QD which sells fantastic coffee and food if you need a break. My nephew is the assistant manager for the 3 cafes in London so I may be biased! I haven't been but he's brought me some of the coffee and hot chocolate to family gatherings and both have been very tasty. Weirdly the hot chocolate is paired with some Colombian cheese but I haven't tried that combination!

Thank you for this! I may have time to try it if I can get back to the hotel in time, sort a few things, then head out again.

AngleofRepose · 27/08/2026 16:27

EmpressaurusKitty · 27/08/2026 10:25

You don’t want the British Museum, @AngleofRepose, you want Sir John Soane’s House in Lincoln’s Inn Fields. It’s got an Egyptian sarcophagus & it’s FAR more fun.

www.soane.org/sarcophagus-seti-i

Thanks for the recommendation! I've passed it on, as they are staying until Wednesday next week.

I do love the British Museum and have been many times, but not during holidays and Definitely Not in August! I can't deal with crowds.

In the end, we had a long brunch, they decided to go see Buckingham Palace, if they can get in at short notice, and I've done some shopping and walking around (I have zero interest in the Palace). The only "touristy" thing in London that I want to see someday is the Tower, but I'll wait until January or February. Some year. My sister can't believe that in forty years, I've never gotten round to it, but it's just always so busy, or the wrong time. So someday.

AngleofRepose · 27/08/2026 16:31

@RumNotRun oops they close at 4pm! I'm leaving very early tomorrow morning, so will miss it this time, but I shall look into it next trip 😀

MyrtleLion · 27/08/2026 17:52

AngleofRepose · 27/08/2026 10:03

I'm staying Shoreditch in a hotel, so couldn't see any rain earlier, but then it poured for about an hour, now clearing from the east.

Think we're off to the British Museum today to see the Egyptian stuff (and avoid the Bayeaux Tapestry crowds if we can)... Not MY idea of a good time in London in August, but must entertain the American visitors.

Wish me luck. Once more unto the breach. If you never hear from me again, that will be why! 🙄

(I am an old grump, yes)

The Bayeux Tapestry doesn't go on display until the 10 September. There is a reason connected to Gosie that I know this.

She'll be here shortly.

MyrtleLion · 27/08/2026 17:54

EdithStourton · 27/08/2026 11:24

And in celebration of the rain, I meant to share this

Did you see them at the celebration of Graceland Prom? They were amazing. It's on iPlayer.

MyrtleLion · 27/08/2026 17:57

PastaAllaNorma · 27/08/2026 12:41

Edith, I'm the reverse - I think "that doesn't sound like our kites" every now and again and it's a buzzard. If I haven't seen the kite by 11ish I start to wonder where she's got to.

The magpies are continuing their bullying of the poor jackdaw. I honestly dob't know they have such a go at her - it's a big garden with plenty of trees. The only time they leave her be is when the carrion crows are nearby. The crows are happy to hang out with the jackdaw. The magpies aren't keen to get on the wrong side of the crows - not even last year's fledgeling who still has an undeveloped squawk that sounds like his voice hasn't broken.

I love all the corvids; I just wish the jackdaw got an easier time of it.

Send them to me! No magpies, just jackdaws, blackbirds, pigeons (collared and the other sort) and a robin. We have some crows around the corner who can be noisy occasionally. They were very interested/disturbed/perturbed by the eclipse and spent over half an hour wheeling round the sky screaming at each other.

MyrtleLion · 27/08/2026 17:59

I worked out that I can set up nominations in Election Buddy and set it to have a "quorum" which means that once two nominations have been received, the candidate will go onto the ballot for the actual election. I've now opened nominations and it seems to be working very well.

MyrtleLion · 27/08/2026 18:01

32. A Letter from Truro

In which Fuzzypuffling is surprised...

@ChristmasStars picked up @FuzzyPuffling's letter from where it had spent the night propped against the clock. The teapot was on its second round, and @AngleofRepose had her notebook open at the page ruled into columns, with Truro still logged as film and letter to come.

Christmas Stars opened the envelope with the paperknife and drew out three folded sheets of handcrafted writing paper. She began to read aloud.

Dear all,

I visited Truro Cathedral and it is a truly remarkable building. The cathedral is enormous, which I had not properly understood until I was standing inside it, and it is mostly Victorian, which I knew. I took my time looking at all the glass, which you will forgive when I tell you what I found, and also what else I found, which I am putting in anyway.

The old parish church of St Mary’s was kept and built into the south side of the nave, so there is a mediaeval aisle enclosed in a Victorian building, and the windows from the original church are still there. That is where a beautiful window featuring Margaret Godolphin is located. Sadly, no mark there, but worth the journey on its own account.

Wandering over to the north nave aisle, I found the Joan of Arc window which is truly magnificent, and I found the mark! The circle with the three lines through it, struck into the lower part of the leading, on the outside face of the border, at the height where nobody looks. And I found it because I looked! I photographed it from every angle the light allowed and one that didn’t, and the film went into the post with this letter. Whether there is anything underneath it I cannot tell you, but I’m sure Glossy will enlarge it on the print and Angle will get out her magnifying glass and see what is there.

Now the other thing.

The Great East Window behind the altar has a small pane of plain blue glass in it, up among the painted figures, and it does not belong. I noticed it the way you notice a patched sleeve, and I asked a steward, and she told me the story with the pleasure of a woman who has told it a great many times, and this is it in its entirety. During the Second World War a young man discharged a gun, whether by accident or by high spirits, the account is not clear, and the shot went through the window and missed the figure beside it by a hand’s width. The hole was filled with a plain piece of blue glass, meant to be temporary, until a proper repair could be made. The proper repair was never made. The blue pane is still there, more than 80 years later, and in the middle of the morning the sun comes through it and lays a small blue oval on the floor of the aisle. The steward showed me where, and we stood either side of it like two women gazing into a pond.

I had gone in to look for a mark, and I came out having spent half an hour watching a patch of blue light move across a stone floor. Nobody in that cathedral wants the temporary repair replaced. I did ask. The steward looked at me as though I had suggested filling in the pond.

I do recommend you go and see it for yourselves, as it really is quite a wonderful sight. The film is enclosed. The letter is longer than it needed to be.

Very best wishes, Fuzzypuffling

Christmas Stars laid the sheets down. Angle was already writing. Truro, the Margrave’s mark, north nave aisle. She looked at the line, and at the darkroom door, which was shut, and added, film in the queue, and left the rest for the photographs.

“A hand’s width,” said Girdle. “From the figure.”

“That’s what it says,” said Christmas Stars.

Gosie had read the last page again over Christmas Stars’s shoulder, the part about the oval of light on the stone.

“I wouldn’t mind seeing that one day,” she said.

“Because of the mark?” said Girdle.

“Because of the blue.” Gosie set the page down. “It’s a plain bit of modern glass in the middle of all that painting, and it’s the thing the steward wanted to show her. I’ve spent three months learning what old glass does to light. I’d quite like to see what a mistake does to it, 80 years on. And to understand why it shines on the floor, when the rest of the glass doesn’t.”

“You’d have to go in the middle of the morning,” said Girdle.

“I would go in the middle of the morning.”

At that moment, Griffin, Gimbal and Graphic came rushing in through the door together, coats still on. Angle put down her pencil.

Griffin stood in the middle of the room and looked at the other two, and Gimbal nodded, and Graphic put her paw, just for a moment, against her pocket.

“We all found the same thing,” said Griffin.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/32-a-letter-from-truro

The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
Swashbuckled · 27/08/2026 18:17

How intriguing @MyrtleLion
I’m hooked!

@Boiledbeetlecan you just lift the ban, buy the pirate crocs, and simply reimpose the ban afterwards? I get the strongest sense they want you to take them home…

ErrolTheDragon · 27/08/2026 18:30

since when did pirates care about whether something was banned or not anyway?

Magpiecomplex · 27/08/2026 18:57

Swashbuckled · 27/08/2026 18:17

How intriguing @MyrtleLion
I’m hooked!

@Boiledbeetlecan you just lift the ban, buy the pirate crocs, and simply reimpose the ban afterwards? I get the strongest sense they want you to take them home…

Swashy is right, I'm getting the same impression @Boiledbeetle

EmpressaurusKitty · 27/08/2026 19:14

Of course they do, & Boily’s cats want to play with them.

Kitty & I have been allocated the Thames Valley so I’ve been looking that up. There’s all the cathedrals in London (and obviously we can’t go to Southwark Cathedral without visiting Hodge), Christ Church in Oxford, but the first place that comes up when googling Thames Valley cathedrals isn’t one.

The Story of Hodge - Southwark Cathedral

by Catcuddles Sanctuary

https://cathedral.southwark.anglican.org/visiting/hodge-the-cathedral-cat/the-story-of-hodge/

Magpiecomplex · 27/08/2026 19:44

Kent has the two oldest cathedrals in the country, in Canterbury and Rochester, so I've been busy exploring those, and all the associated bits. We've even got a set of Marc Chagall glass in Tudeley https://www.visitstainedglass.uk/location/church-of-all-saints-tudeley

EmpressaurusKitty · 27/08/2026 19:53

Magpiecomplex · 27/08/2026 19:44

Kent has the two oldest cathedrals in the country, in Canterbury and Rochester, so I've been busy exploring those, and all the associated bits. We've even got a set of Marc Chagall glass in Tudeley https://www.visitstainedglass.uk/location/church-of-all-saints-tudeley

Those blues really are glorious, Magpie.

AsWithGlad · 27/08/2026 20:17

Magpiecomplex · 27/08/2026 19:44

Kent has the two oldest cathedrals in the country, in Canterbury and Rochester, so I've been busy exploring those, and all the associated bits. We've even got a set of Marc Chagall glass in Tudeley https://www.visitstainedglass.uk/location/church-of-all-saints-tudeley

Beautiful glass, indeed, and a very interesting website.

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MyrtleLion · 27/08/2026 20:57

AsWithGlad · 27/08/2026 20:17

Beautiful glass, indeed, and a very interesting website.

I have it bookmarked. It has been very useful lately...

NotAtMyAge · 27/08/2026 21:26

Late catching up today, I'm afraid, but I'm pleased to report we had some proper rain overnight and this morning and both water-butts are now full. 😁 We also had a a few rumbles of thunder late this afternoon, thus validating the Met Office decision to give us a 2 day thunderstorm warning. 😉 Tomorrow is supposed to be just heavy showers, but they are promising us several hours of heavy rain on Saturday morning, which is of course the first day of the Bank Holiday weekend with all its high-profile festivals and other events. I feel very sorry for all the people who have worked all year to prepare, only for the weather to break so comprehensively.

JanesLittleGirl · 27/08/2026 21:38

Hi @MyrtleLion just checking that all the cathedrals were covered when you divvied up the list. I'm sure that Bath was lumped in the 'Southwest as far far as Bristol' but does that include Wells? I'm also sure that 'the south coast' includes Chichester but does it include Winchester? Finally, who is covering Salisbury? I don't know how important it might be but it is on every Russian spy's bucket list.

ETA please feel free to tell me to butt out. It is the product of your imagination and what it really doesn't need is me kibitzing from the sidelines.

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