Mavis is driving me FUCKING INSANE. She has this habit of telling you what she assumes you want to hear, which is always way off base anyway but is utterly infuriating. So tonight, DP messaged her asking if she wanted to come round for dinner. Relevant info: she either does, or doesn't, like spicy food, and does, or doesn't, like meat, depending on either menstrual cycles or what she thinks we want to hear or the phases of the moon or what Jesus told her or something.
So DP said, "Curry tonight if you want some (veggie)", knowing she usually doesn't eat a lot of meat.
She messages back, "Yes! & Yum! :-) I don't mind some meat ;-) x"
Clearly there's been a miscommunication here, so I messaged apologising for it being veggie curry, then DP pointed out he could easily put some chicken in it. All fixed, yes? No. Mavis messages saying "I only said that because I know you like meat". Now DP is out and I have no idea whether she wants meat in her curry or not because she tells you what she wants is whatever she thinks you want her to want.
Just say what it is that you want, woman!