Autumn days in the village with lots of support for all kinds of MH problems - depression, anxiety, OCD, psychosis etc

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Shiny new thread. xx

Oh and tell them to shut up.

Or tell them my jokes.

Can you tell them how scared you are, fluffy?

Keemas jokes are hilarious

Agree with the above. Tell them to keep you obs.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[In binary 10 is 2 in decimal]

I'm finding the maths hard, I probably just need to get back into it.

snowy

Maths is one of those things that once it clicks, it will all come flooding back.

Mind you, I'm saying hat at someone who has problems with number bonds to 20.

Keema

Patient: "Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages."
Psychiatrist: "Nonsense! I like sausages too."
Patient: "Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."

Afternoon all,

I couldn't face the world today so after dropping DD to school have spent the day in my bed watching crap tv just got up again and ready to pick DD up then we have a trip to the dentist for her so must remember to brush her teeth!

Dinner tonight will be beans on toast (I know creative right) I just don't have the energy to do anything more spectacular.

The jokes are great made me laugh so keep me going. I don't have any good ones to add to the mix.

I hate creepy crawlies of all kinds so am a coward when it comes to those (I always scream like a baby when faced with one )

Will try catch up with the thread properly tomorrow. Till then wishing u all a safe time & lots of ((( hugs ))) to those who need it x

Hi all. Decided to join after following this thread for ages. I have bp and doing so so at the moment.

To fluffy. I get similar kind of thoughts ( someone wants me to kill myself) as you but I look into reasons why I should not kill myself. Antipsychotics have helped a lot too. At the moment I in the progress of changing from one to another and feel little bit wobbly.

Nothing wrong with crap tv

Another crappy joke- A statistician is someone who tells you, when you've got your head in the fridge and your feet in the oven, that you're – on average - very comfortable.

Last one from me, promise!

A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot, and asks him what he sees. The patient says: "A man and woman making love." The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: "That's also a man and woman making love." The psychoanalyst says: "You are obsessed with sex." The patient says: "What do you mean I am obsessed? You are the one with all the dirty pictures.''

They know they said my risk is high and I have no insight but they have to manage me. I want to be off them tbh is time x

I like the jokes! I'm refusing anti psychotics because they block the messages and it's important I get them.

Only decent one i can think of:

Doctor," said the receptionist over the phone, "there's a patient here who thinks he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now

The connection. I can feel the connection and it is alluring to stop antipsychotics. But there comes the insight into the game.

That one really made me chuckle Victrix.

Oh yes, stopping is very alluring for me too as I get a lovely high, unfortunately it's followed by a visit to the depths of despair, via shitsville.

Fluffy, take the meds, or I'll be forced to keep telling jokes.

Man walks into a bar with a woman on his back.

Bar man: why do you have a woman your back.

Man: oh, I'm going to a fancy dress party as a mutant ninja turtle and this is Michelle.

Proper cackling at Michelle

Fluffy, take your meds or I'll do worse jokes

(((((Fluffy)))))

80 yr old couple shagging like the clappers up against a fence, arms, legs n bits everywhere till they fell to the floor! Old woman says "fuck me you didn't shag me like that up against this fence 50yrs ago!!" Old man says "50 years ago that fence wasn't electric!!"

Fluffy - take the meds my lovely x

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((( fluffy ))) please take the meds x

Nice jokes

Please take the meds, fluffy - what's so bad about them blocking?

These strange thoughts would go away if you would take you meds and you could go home.

Nice jokes by the way :)

Fluffy - I am at my GP waiting to go in for my apt as I am not coping well reducing as you know I have said on the thread. I need to go back up to help me as I am sinking slowly again.
Take your meds to help you too :) x