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Bike Porn Thread.

37 replies

VivaLeBeaver · 02/08/2012 16:18

I've been asked to start a bike porn thread!

how cool is this

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ivykaty44 · 02/08/2012 16:30

I am liking that - the wheel are good!

DontEatTheVolesKids · 02/08/2012 16:33

DH would die for that. He kept making funny lewd noises at the competition prizes during the itv4 TdF broadcasts.

DH is talking about 2 more X-bikes in the garage.
We already have about 18 bikes in the garage, so what are 2 more?
I have threatened to buy another car if those proposed bikes apparate as expected.

ivykaty44 · 02/08/2012 16:33

I do like this a bit cheaper than yours though

ivykaty44 · 02/08/2012 16:36

like these wheels

VivaLeBeaver · 02/08/2012 18:21

I don't know enough about bikes to appreciate those wheels. The bike looks nice though Ivy.

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VivaLeBeaver · 02/08/2012 18:34

nice tyres

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BikeRaceRunningRaceNoSkiing · 02/08/2012 18:39

Voles! Yes! Our garage is like that too! We bought our house especially for the integrated gagrage. DH sold his track bike and x-bike last year. Bought a new x-bike and 29er carbon fibre mtb in their place. Even DS is between balance bike and bike with pedals and has both in the garage at the mo. I have a mere three bikes.

SummerLightning · 02/08/2012 21:24

I currently have 6 bikes. Only one is proper bike porn though.

Pedallleur · 02/08/2012 21:57

The equation is n+1 where n = the bikes you have now. The BMC? too yellow and over-priced. Proper bike porn is when it gets to custom made/painted bikes (Serotta/Seven/Guru/Pegoretti/Vanilla) not stamped out in a Taiwanese factory for a brand (Specialized/BMC/Trek)

BikeRaceRunningRaceNoSkiing · 02/08/2012 22:02

Pedalleur - Have you got the Howies T shirt with that equation on then?

My bike porn is my custom build Bob Jackson audax bike. Once and for all the long back/short legs/big feet madness has been resolved.

NaturalWinningNaturesTeamGB · 02/08/2012 22:09

Ooo lovely

FrillyMilly · 02/08/2012 22:34

I want this Pinarello

Im really struggling to find bikes that have a 46cm frame. Damn my shortness.

SummerLightning · 03/08/2012 08:19

Voles - blimey 18 bikes is a lot does that include kids bikes or just yours and DH?

Bike race - my ds has just moved up from balance bike too.
I prefer a bit of mtb porn myself. And I agree the first one is a bit showy and yellow.
Does anyone else eye up other peoples bikes when they are out?

Also those cheap full suspension mtbs that you can get for 100 quid offend my eyes!

Uppermid · 03/08/2012 08:29

I got a new bike yesterday, though you'll probably all scoff that it's not a proper bikehere it is

Caerlaverock · 03/08/2012 08:32

I love my pashley uppermid, more of a work out with 3 gears and an enormously heavy frame!

Uppermid · 03/08/2012 08:35

Phew, thought you'd all laugh at me! After avoiding exercise for the last 20 odd years, realised that unless I want to end up a fat diabetic with a heart condition, I'd really better start doing something, so about 4 weeks ago I started cycling to work.

SummerLightning · 03/08/2012 08:36

Pashley nice - you need to perfect breezing along effortlessly and looking stylish now. Maybe with a baguette and some other middle class food shopping perched in your basket.

Uppermid · 03/08/2012 08:37

Grin. You do glide on it, unless going uphill then I'm red faced and puffing, but I was like that on my old mountain bike so no difference there!

ivykaty44 · 03/08/2012 09:04

Uppermid wow Grin and Envy

ivykaty44 · 03/08/2012 09:09

we had to sell the handmade bike we had as dd2 had outgrown it Sad- it was a classic and there were older men at the club eyeing it up as they new the man and son that used to make them - the money went on rollers. I got lucky as got the handmade bike second/third hand of the owner of the bike shop.

SummerLightning · 03/08/2012 09:18

The closest I have to a custom bike is one my mate reprinted with a silly pattern related to me! That bike is a super cheap one though (singlespeed mtb)

Pedallleur · 03/08/2012 09:27

Probably a t-shirt out there with the equation. Also ones available with
'What would Jens do?

46cm is small but you could have something made - obviously more expensive. But have a look at Giant/Trek/Specialized womens ranges first and speak to a 'proper' bike shop if possible. You don't have to have a modern racer - a dutch bike or a single-speed bike may be better

FrillyMilly · 03/08/2012 10:44

Pedallleur thanks for that info I will have a look at those. I have got a Carrera road bike that I got through a cycle to work scheme. I got it from halfords and had a choice of two bikes in my frame size and budget. I wasn't sure if I'd get in to it so didn't want to spend a lot. We live at the top of a hill so the gears come in handy.

NaturalWinningNaturesTeamGB · 03/08/2012 15:43

Uppermid, love the Pashley Envy

I'm tall so have to go for guys bikes to get a comfortable leg position.

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 03/08/2012 15:47

www.windcheetah.co.uk/index.htm

www.hpvelotechnik.com/produkte/spm/index_e.html

Be warned, this is proper filthy bike porn...