Thanks peach, am feeling better already! Plus its nearly wine o'clock.
Re the checklist, some year's ago I ran through Sainsbury's in Nine Elms, screeching at the top of my lungs for anyone to 'stop the man with the bright pink bag', which he had stolen from my trolley when I bent down to get something off the bottom shelf. No bugger stopped him, but he did throw it to the ground in the car park. Thank God it was a very obvious bag as it had my car keys, house keys, phone, money, entire life in it. The thing was I didn't stop to think about it, it was pure primal instinct; there was no buggery way I was going to let him get away with it.
Sorry, forgot to say earlier, congratulations to badger, hope all goes well.