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Runners United - Conwy Cockwatch, a live birth and Alex "Rhet" Ferguson in one thread. What more could we ask for?

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fannybanjo · 18/11/2011 21:09

LET'S FUCKING DO IT....!

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fannybanjo · 25/11/2011 12:42

Peach. Buy a few different types but mind took to the old style brown latex ones, more soft like err, a nipple.

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peachLFDTsmuggler · 25/11/2011 12:58

Well done fanny, you are a pillar of the community!!!

Now, ironing curtains. This is a wind up, yes?

fannybanjo · 25/11/2011 13:06

Haha yeah that's me! Arthur Scargill of Chester Mother's Anti bullying campaign is me.

I wish it was a wind up. No, I'm ironing curtains, I'm changing the landing ones from summer ones to winter. Hahahahaha I have for the first time ever, made myself laugh out loud. I'm hoovering as I type this. There is no limit to my capabilities.

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fannybanjo · 25/11/2011 13:07

Is I, not is me. That's a bloody Internet website.

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peachLFDTsmuggler · 25/11/2011 13:28

Omfg fanny, you are a legend. Seasonal curtains! You couldn't make this shit up!!!! Grin

RunningAllDay · 25/11/2011 13:36

peach - more keeping awake tips - one I was told by my midwife when DD1 was born (an EXTREMELY sleepy baby) was 'jack-knifing'. Bascically, when they are halfway thro' feed, or threatening to drop off when feeding, you hold the baby one hand under each end (head and legs, resting bum on your knee) and fold the baby. Fairly sharply. And repeatedly. It sounds horribly cruel (and I nearly fell over when she first showed me using my brand-new ultra-PFB) but I did have cause to use the technique several times!

This was in NZ, but my midwife was British. Not sure if its recommended here!

No running today, depsite the glorious weather - resting up for Sunday. Did get my HR book through the post so am sneakily reading it in DD1s bedroom spring cleaning DD1s bedroom and saving it for this evening.

Please stop making us (or just me?!) feel inadeqate fanny! I bet you seasonally change out your wardrobe too, and its all laundered and pressed and put away with lavender bags....

monkeyLFDTwench · 25/11/2011 13:36

peach I had a really bad time feeding ds1, different to you in that he just wasn't strong enough to stay sucking. So we had this constant latch on, fall asleep thing. I used to strip him off, tickle him, all to no avail. In the end I just accepted he was Mr Little And Often, but it was very hard and I ended up feeding him (well with a boob in his mouth at least) nearly all day and night. If you can be a leeeetle more conscious of getting a feeding routine going I think that would be good, but I do think a lot of it is personality on the baby's part. Ds2 on the other hand - my God, what a greedy guts. I could never feed him enough and he had this awful way of grappling with my boobs when I tried to get him off!

Neither of my oldest would take a dummy, but ds3 loved his and it was a great comfort to him. He always liked the flattened ones like my poor battered nips rather than the cherry ones.

ibby that's just horrible, what a vile man but good for you for stepping up. You did the right thing, good on you.

fanny I can be a miserable old bag if I see antisocial behaviour, DH just cringes when he sees me wade in, but if I see someone dropping litter or being rude I'll step in. I was on a train recently and there were two girls with an iPod playing music really loudly and screeching in an irritating way. I just said "girls can you turn that off please, it's annoying" - they looked utterly shocked, but were as good as gold the rest of the journey. Three or four passengers mouthed thank you to me, but why did no one else say anything to them? And I absolutely will not tolerate a bully.

Rhet getting excited for you now my dear, keep obsessively checking wondering if things are underway, you can't leave the thread for a quick wee without us all speculating where you are!

Double shred today - shoulders are burning from level 2! Smile

fannybanjo · 25/11/2011 13:39

Monkey - ditto, I'm the one who pipes up.

Ladies, if I said I was currently febreezing them whilst ironing them, would that make me a total twat?

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rhetorician · 25/11/2011 13:43

nothing doing...

DP sighs a lot. And said 'oh, leaking'. But it was just the roof. I told her she could not say such words out of context at the moment...Hmm

I am also of the boss arse mind set - I will say to dog owners walking away from their dog's shit 'you are going to pick that up, aren't you?' etc etc. Or ' you are disturbing the other passengers with your music'
DDs will be mortified or join in

yet another disturbing way in which I am turning into my mother :o

ibbydibby · 25/11/2011 13:50

Fanny you are turning into my MIL who also has seasonal curtains...

Peach DS1 was a very small & frequent feeder, and midwife suggested changing nappy after every fee....worked a treat as it meant it roused him a bit to come back for "seconds". We carried on with that habit for months...

Re antosocialness on public transport - was on a tube once sitting at one end of carriage, jsut before train left, lady comes rushing on as doors are closing. She came in to the train with such speed that she tripped over and fell flat on her face. She was at the other end of the carriage from me, so about 30 (occupied) seats away from me. She stood up obviously embarrassed and obviously in agony as had gone down on her knees. Not one bugger near her offered her a seat, though they must have seen/heard. So it was left to me to holler down the carraige "do you want a seat?" I felt so embarassed on her behalf as she had to limp the entire length of the carriage to get my seat. Why are people so ignorant?

Running just read your tip about folding baby.....eek! Reminds me of DS1 who had torticollis (neck muscles in one side shorter thn neck muscles in other side) causing him to tilt his head. We had to yank his head round several times a day...

Survived recorders, thanks for words of encouragement. One group (of 3) is completely wild, never listen etc. One girl walked in anouncing she did not want to sit next to girl x, than the others one by one said they didn't want to. They had all fallen out over a playground game. I told them I didn't want to hear about any falling out and suggested they al make friends again. (is anyone finding MN v slow today? It can't keep up with my typing)

rhetorician · 25/11/2011 13:53

the only seasonal thing in this house is the duvet and the fire - I wear the same clothes all year round, just more of them in winter. I think my wardrobe is fast approaching the point where it consists primarily of running type clothing...

monkeyLFDTwench · 25/11/2011 13:58

But it IS bullying isn't it? This assumption that you can behave how you like and no one will stand up to you? Poor DH has heard the lecture I give (adult) pavement cyclists and dogshit droppers that many times, he knows not to bother telling me. The one time he jumped in in a similar situation he got punched in the face, so is a little more wary! but I'm a battle-axe and just don't care.

Just cancelled my brow threading today as I've realised the cupboards are bare so supermarket beckons. What a terrific social whirl my life is Smile.

sfxmum · 25/11/2011 14:00

fanny do you change cushions on the sofa too? Grin

looking out the window at the gorgeous weather, but still have another hr or so to go, best get off MN thenHmm

rhetorician · 25/11/2011 14:00

pavement cyclists grrr - usually men, in my experience - I usually politely point out the location of the road to them, failing that, suggest that their masculinity must be questionable if they are too chicken to brave the road...

sfxmum · 25/11/2011 14:02

DH never wants me to intervene in public places, he gets really tense with that even if he sometimes does it, but if you use public transport as much as I do it is fairly inevitable

rhetorician · 25/11/2011 14:03

so, on a scientific poll of this thread I am concluding the following about runners:

  • lots of them have red hair or red haired children
  • lots of them have girl children
  • they all have a social conscience
  • they are not scared of speaking their minds especially to random strangers up to no good
  • they are generally averse to ironing and most housework (fanny you are just a freak)
sfxmum · 25/11/2011 14:08

fanny meant to say lovely fund raising

on a non running related (yes I will be back to study shortly) I watched that army wife's choir thing and wept, maybe it is the army family background maybe I am getting soft in my old age and don't so much mind being emotionally manipulated, but goodness that woman soloist has a beautiful voice
(back to dull paper)

ibbydibby · 25/11/2011 14:09

yup, Rhet sounds like me, apart from the 2nd point (last time I looked DCs were male)

sfx funny that, my DH also hates confrontation of any kind. Gets really embarassed when I let rip at someone.

fannybanjo · 25/11/2011 14:21

sfx thanks chuck, it seems to have been overlooked by SeasonalCurtainGate. Grin. I don't change cushions, now that is anal!

rhet when you grow up you want to be just like me.... Wink.

I have another admission, I have my own Keter shed next to the house to keep my hoover, carpet cleaner etc in.,..

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AngeChica · 25/11/2011 14:22

Just been out battling the winds as it's a bit wild up here today ... my legs felt like jelly! But I feel invigorated for it. Had a big wobble yesterday... worries re parents plus trying to manage work, DS, the house, plus the training and doing all sorts of things to try and raise the blimmin money for my golden ticket deadline which I am finding quite stressful ... it all suddently felt too much to handle (had also felt exhausted all week after long drive). DH agrees I am trying to do too much, must just try and relax and concentrate on the training. Sorry for pathetic moan. I need someone to give me the hairdryer :)

fannybanjo · 25/11/2011 14:29

sfx what programme was that? Was your dad military?

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fannybanjo · 25/11/2011 14:31

Ange VLM fundraising a pain in the arse, how much you need to raise? Let us know when you've set up your just giving page. I'll definitely sponsor you. Take it easy, it's not supposed to be stressful.

On a marathon note, I'm defo entering one, probably be Chester or Liverpool however would rather do one around May/June. Anyone any idea of any around that time?

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YeahThatsTheBadger · 25/11/2011 14:36

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rhetorician · 25/11/2011 14:41

badger congrats! that's brilliant news - I'd wait and see re: running club if I were you

sfxmum · 25/11/2011 14:44

badger congrats take it you have some worries will not leave thread

fanny yes born on army base in Africa and so on