Have fallen off the threads, as work is crazy here. Prettybird tagged me, so I've popped back in.
BJ's "joke" will merely have confirmed what an unfunny boor he is. He was nominally head of UK diplomacy for a while, FGS.
My poor students here who are hoping to go to the UK for the very final year of Erasmus exchanges are facing a shitstorm of expensive visa applications and English language tests (bear in mind these are students studying for a degree in English or who have an UG degree in English and are beginning PG study in English, whom we have selected for mobility on the basis of exam results and an interview in English - and that on the other side an increasing number of unis are saying their students don't have the level of French needed to follow even 1st year classes here and are wondering why we don't teach history, law, psychology, etc. in English).
One student has spent 200e she could ill afford on a language test, only for the university to refuse it because, although it's listed on gov.uk as accepted for entrance to the UK, it's not approved by that particular university (which, as a "trusted provider" is free to make up its own rules on this rather than follow Priti's - what could possibly go wrong?).
While I'm moaning, I have done my first "attestation" for a family member to come here, for non-tourism purposes. I provided (original & photocopy):
my ID
proof of home ownership
utilities bill
30e fee
his passport details, address, dob, place of birth, exact dates of stay (see below for the fun part)
I filled in a very posh, watermarked, fraudproof form (only available at the mairie, not online, and you can't take a blank one away), with much of the above info plus size of home, number of rooms, state of the property, whether I agreed to insure him, etc. I'm "lucky" because our mayor pops in quite regularly, so I'll probably only have to wait a week to get it back once he's signed it. Some people wait a month.
Once it's signed, I then have to post it to the person travelling here so they can show it at the border. Original, not scanned, obv.
Current time for post between France and the UK: 10-14 days. So we had hours of fun trying to work out exact dates, but the person will have to book travel based on our hypothesis of when the form would reach him. You need a lot of forward planning.
Not sure what happens in emergencies.
The best part is that no one can tell me whether UK travellers really need one of these or whether, as they don't need a visa, they don't. But since it says on the gov.uk website that they do and I couldn't get hold of the French embassy in London, it seemed prudent to get one.
Still, it was worth it to trash the culture, steel, fishing, smoked salmon and whisky industries and teach those shenaniganny foreigners a lesson.